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Tue, 9-Apr-24 8:30 AM (29 days ago)
Not feeling so good today 🤒 Send me your best jokes to cheer me up?
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“I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.'”
(29 days ago)
unlsful is sgsinst the law illegal is a sick bird
(29 days ago)
Why is it called morning wood and not breakfast in bed?
(29 days ago)
My son asked:"Dad, am I adopted?" I replied:"No, not yet. We're still looking for someone who'll take you."
(29 days ago)
how do you fit 100 mathematicians into a room that only holds 99? you carry the 1...
(29 days ago)
In a freak accident today, a photographer was injured when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people he was photographing did try to warn him.
(29 days ago)
What's red and bad for you teeth............a brick badumba
(28 days ago)
Went to my chiropodist took my cock out and put it on her table she said that's not a foot? I replied no its not but its a good 11" though
(28 days ago)
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