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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe you idiot!
(31 days ago)
My friend started a band. Their first song was called “duvet.” Their second song was called “Eiderdown.” Their third song was called “blanket.” Apparently they only do cover songs.
(31 days ago)
Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke? He won the no bell prize.
(31 days ago)
Why should't you write with a broken pencil?...Because it's pointless.
(31 days ago)
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
(31 days ago)