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	pWhHpxSF

Thu, 11-May-23 8:16 PM (350 days ago)

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Dirty. Old. Man.

	NaughtyKat

No full stop necessary between those 3 words. That just kills basic grammar. 🫠

(350 days ago)

	pWhHpxSF

Tue, 21-Mar-23 6:57 PM (1 year ago)

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A wise person knows everything. A shrewd one, everybody.

	Laphroaigh

and john Snow, nothing

(1 year ago)

	pWhHpxSF

Mon, 20-Mar-23 1:53 AM (1 year ago)

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Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

	pWhHpxSF

Sun, 19-Mar-23 8:42 AM (1 year ago)

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Wordle 638 2/6. Quordle 7️⃣ 5️⃣ 4️⃣ 6️⃣. Happy Sunday fun day

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	GottaBeMe

^^^ that's an income tax related document

(1 year ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

Wordle 639 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 420 7️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ Meh, ok computer.

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

Your computer did the puzzles, not you?

(1 year ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

Haha, no the computer came up with the words that gave me a hard time.

(1 year ago)

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	ksaint

Hello. Hope everyone is enjoying a relaxing Sunday. W4. Q7356

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Thu, 16-Mar-23 4:19 PM (1 year ago)

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According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

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	Laphroaigh

and the remaining 68% are wrong

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

But thars only official statstics saying that, so it can't be true,,,,

(1 year ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

73.2% are made up right there on the spot.

(1 year ago)

	Laphroaigh

that .2 makes it sooo realistic!!

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Wed, 15-Mar-23 7:41 AM (1 year ago)

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Wednesday's Wordle in 4. Quordle 6️⃣ 8️⃣ 3️⃣ 5️⃣. Hope you have a great one

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	EmuLater

Yeah and the answers are PASTA PASTA PASTA and PASTA.

(1 year ago)

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	Laphroaigh

u forgot to mention "pasta"

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

That was for Wordle.

(1 year ago)

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	Laphroaigh

and Q: 6729

back to work! see u later awesome people

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

Nice 2 Laph!

(1 year ago)

	pWhHpxSF

Tue, 14-Mar-23 9:37 AM (1 year ago)

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Tuesday - Wordle in 4. Quordle 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣. Happy Pi Day (3/14) from America!

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	MitchandDaisy

Close numbers with Emu again : )

(1 year ago)

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	ksaint

Hello All. W3. Q6527

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

Nice two ksaint.

(1 year ago)

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	Dignitea

Evening everyone, Wordle 4---Quordle 4,9,7,8.

(1 year ago)

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	Jersey__Girl

W5. *waves hi to fellow word nerds

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Mon, 13-Mar-23 7:54 PM (1 year ago)

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All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

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	bimarriedbottom

WAY ahead of you. 😆

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Fri, 10-Mar-23 10:10 AM (1 year ago)

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A friend is someone you call to help you move. A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body.

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	PantyPirate

Is there something we should know? 🤔

(1 year ago)

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	AdeleGingerRaine

Or somewhere we should avoid stepping?

(1 year ago)

	carsondd

Tell me about it. People can be so fickle. And squeamish.

(1 year ago)

	pWhHpxSF

Thu, 9-Mar-23 9:01 AM (1 year ago)

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Wordle 4. Quordle 5, 7, 4 & 6. And sleep is elusive.

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	EmuLater

Wordle 4; Quordle 6, 5, 7, 8. ~ Morning all

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

Just missed a nice run of numbers.

(1 year ago)

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	Saturnfinger1

Good morning. W-4, Q-6748.

(1 year ago)

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	ksaint

Hello Everyone. W3 Q6739

(1 year ago)

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	MissAshlee

W6

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Thu, 9-Mar-23 12:35 AM (1 year ago)

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What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

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	theroyalcouple

Then it would be a rhetorical question.

(1 year ago)

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	tugking70

But with a hypothetical hypothesis..........

(1 year ago)

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	LOVEXXXPORN

Hypothetical hypothesis??? Is that the same as Assuming? You know what happens when you assume

(1 year ago)

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	tugking70

Assume, spelled out, makes an ASS of U and ME...........

(1 year ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

Did someone say ASS? Mmmmmmm

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Tue, 7-Mar-23 3:18 AM (1 year ago)

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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

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	pWhHpxSF

Sat, 4-Mar-23 6:34 PM (1 year ago)

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If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

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	smitten4u

Seems to be a common practice around here...

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Fri, 3-Mar-23 12:27 PM (1 year ago)

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Everybody do the Humpty Hump

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	pWhHpxSF

Fri, 3-Mar-23 10:17 AM (1 year ago)

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Abandon all hope ye who PRESS ENTER here.

	pWhHpxSF

Tue, 28-Feb-23 11:12 AM (1 year ago)

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Age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.

	pWhHpxSF

Mon, 27-Feb-23 4:59 PM (1 year ago)

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All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

	pWhHpxSF

Sun, 26-Feb-23 5:17 PM (1 year ago)

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Sincerity is the key. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

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	TopCat57

I prefer to be honest from the start.

(1 year ago)

	pWhHpxSF

Sorry, thought the wink and nod were implied.

(1 year ago)

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	MissAshlee

once you can fake that, become an actor.

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Sun, 12-Feb-23 2:17 AM (1 year ago)

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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	Jagged_Edges

I have a tin sign on one of my workroom cabinets that says that...no offence but update your 1980's jokebook ;p

(1 year ago)

	smitten4u

Or till someone gets poked in the bum

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Sat, 14-Jan-23 1:54 AM (1 year ago)

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Kids are fun, but I prefer playing with the package they came in

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	Artistic

ha thats what i say about cum

(1 year ago)

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	heydidyagrabmyass

I love kids, especially fried or barbequed lol

(1 year ago)

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	theroyalcouple

Just be grateful your predictive text didn't change the last word to 'with'. You'd be in jail in no time!

(1 year ago)

	pWhHpxSF

Sat, 19-Nov-22 10:34 AM (1 year ago)

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This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane! mode

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	pWhHpxSF

Tue, 8-Nov-22 4:12 AM (1 year ago)

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Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

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	Baron_EnBleak

Is it not accepting it has a problem?

(1 year ago)

	Raven2005

Hamburger might need help if HamBurgular is about...

(1 year ago)

	Raven2005

I know a good Hamberger when I see one...

(1 year ago)

	pWhHpxSF

Thu, 3-Nov-22 3:05 AM (1 year ago)

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Last night I fell asleep reading old magazines. Woke up with back issues

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	GottaBeMe

Okay, this made me giggle. 😊

(1 year ago)

	pWhHpxSF

Mon, 31-Oct-22 9:33 PM (1 year ago)

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How do you open a door on Halloween?

	AdeleGingerRaine

I give up

(1 year ago)

	NakedWill329

with a skeleton key

(1 year ago)

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	AdeleGingerRaine

Oh lol I wasn't thinking in lines of unlocking it but simply opening it

lol

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

*locked doorA spoo-key

(1 year ago)

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	pWhHpxSF

Tue, 25-Oct-22 5:32 PM (1 year ago)

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If there's one thing I can't deal with, it's a deck of cards glued together

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