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sixtyninetime69's Recent Statuses
Mon, 10-Jan-22 3:58 PM (2 years ago)
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I will die if I don’t EAT SOME PIE..
In that case, get your MD to give you a prescription for it so your health insurance will pay for it.
(2 years ago)
PApda and LOVEXXXPORN like this
No health insurance..just enjoy eating pussy..
(2 years ago)
Fri, 8-Oct-21 2:51 PM (2 years ago)
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Which came first women or fish ?
The big bang.
(2 years ago)
ThePadrino likes this
have you herd of the saying ''tighter an a fishes arse'' ? well i know this whooman who is a evolutionary marver, she evolved as a fish with no arse w00t
(2 years ago)
thatfeeling and Jersey__Girl like this
We came slithering out of the primordial swamp, a fish shaped slime ball , the rest is history,,Darwin...
(2 years ago)
thatfeeling likes this
A blind man walks into a fish market..He says good morning ladies..
(2 years ago)
still not funny, never have been
(2 years ago)
Sun, 4-Jul-21 2:34 PM (2 years ago)
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I’ve got blisters on me fingers..
Ouch! Try using lube next time!
(2 years ago)
shy28boy likes this
Helter Skelter?
(2 years ago)
Sun, 4-Jul-21 2:27 PM (2 years ago)
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If you can’t be with the one you love...LOVE THE ONE YOU ARE WITH
Relaxer likes this
Sat, 4-Apr-20 11:35 PM (4 years ago)
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What will sex be like after this virus?
That seems impossible Bella..
(4 years ago)
home plastic gloryholes on the rise ??? unsure
(4 years ago)
I know during the lockdown it’s been great!
(4 years ago)
The same with perhaps less hand & blow jobs.
(4 years ago)
What was it like before it? I can't remember! eek
(4 years ago)
sydnew likes this
Wed, 1-Apr-20 5:54 AM (4 years ago)
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Have a corona
Sat, 28-Mar-20 11:15 PM (4 years ago)
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You make a grown man cry, you make a dead man cum..
Fri, 20-Mar-20 10:11 PM (4 years ago)
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You better cum on in my kitchen
Cause it's sure to be raining outdoors.
(4 years ago)
Sat, 29-Feb-20 11:50 PM (4 years ago)
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Hugga my root..milk my bone.cum on home
tugking70 likes this
Thu, 6-Feb-20 6:53 PM (4 years ago)
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Gloria-G-L-O-R-I-A
Sun, 2-Feb-20 7:37 AM (4 years ago)
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Good morning
Mon, 6-Jan-20 9:45 PM (4 years ago)
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Cum together right now, over me..
Tue, 10-Dec-19 6:01 PM (4 years ago)
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Yea ho oh yeah,I'm your back door man..the men don't know but the little girls understand..
tugking70 likes this
Love the song "Maggie M'Gill"
(4 years ago)
The Doors song..
(4 years ago)
Mon, 9-Dec-19 4:24 AM (4 years ago)
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I'm going down I'm going, down, down, down Down, down Yes, I'm going down, yes I'm going down, down, down Down, down Yes, I've got my feet in the window Got my head on the ground Let me down And clos
Freddie King!
(4 years ago)
The version when they inducted Freddie into the Hall of Fame was the tits too
(4 years ago)
Are we talking Freddie as in Queen?
(4 years ago)
Freddie King, bluesman from Texas
(4 years ago)
No idea who that is. I'll resume querying about what the neighbour may be up to.
(4 years ago)
Mon, 9-Dec-19 4:14 AM (4 years ago)
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I'm going down, down down down down down...I got my head in the window and my feet on the ground
Down Down Deeper and Down
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
What's neighbours up to?
(4 years ago)
Tue, 3-Dec-19 5:11 PM (4 years ago)
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If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you are with..
tugking70 likes this
And if you can't love them, at least text them back wink
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and PApda like this