LincolnSK's Recent Statuses
Mon, 24-May-21 4:58 PM
(2 years ago)
What's your favorite fancy word to compliment someone with? Mine's pulchritudinous.
Mon, 17-May-21 6:21 PM
(2 years ago)
Note: muttering insults in public works better when you wear a mask. It's a learning process.
Mon, 17-May-21 2:29 AM
(2 years ago)
I sure do manage to stay up late for someone who likes sleep as much as me.
Sat, 15-May-21 2:46 PM
(2 years ago)
That furniture store keeps calling me, but all I wanted was one nightstand.
Fri, 14-May-21 2:47 PM
(2 years ago)
So, what's on your bucket list? No, not that one, the one you don't talk about in polite company.
Sat, 8-May-21 9:06 PM
(2 years ago)
Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets. I value consistency.
Thu, 6-May-21 4:31 PM
(2 years ago)
I'm not antisocial, I just raised the price of admission.
Wed, 5-May-21 12:41 PM
(2 years ago)
Late 2021 is going to be freaky as hell because everyone's kinks have just been mutating in isolation, waiting to be unleashed.
Tue, 4-May-21 2:16 PM
(2 years ago)
Go ahead and sprinkle some Claritin-D into that morning smoothie. Spoil yourself.
Tue, 4-May-21 12:07 AM
(2 years ago)
I love rainy spring days, mostly because my allergies hate them.
Fri, 30-Apr-21 3:43 PM
(2 years ago)
I'm vaccinated, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to go back to hiding my facial expressions.
Thu, 25-Mar-21 1:23 PM
(3 years ago)
I've been thinking about it, and I'm sure that not everyone was really kung fu fighting.
Tue, 23-Mar-21 12:47 PM
(3 years ago)
Anyone develop any new kinks/ fetishes during the lockdown?
Sat, 13-Mar-21 2:20 PM
(3 years ago)
" No, I didn't say I was interesting, I said I'm into resting."
Tue, 9-Mar-21 6:49 PM
(3 years ago)
I want to buy a rooster and a couple of hens so I can call myself a chicken tender.
Tue, 10-Nov-20 12:35 PM
(3 years ago)
Couldn't remember the word syrup, so I asked for some pancake sauce. Top notch mind here.
Mon, 9-Nov-20 9:36 PM
(3 years ago)
I wonder how many future pervs were conceived during the celebrations this weekend...
Thu, 5-Nov-20 1:45 PM
(3 years ago)
Everybody needs a little mindless objectification in their lives.
Sat, 31-Oct-20 7:30 PM
(3 years ago)
"Only one thing scares me about Halloween." "Which is?" "How'd you guess?"
Wed, 28-Oct-20 3:50 PM
(3 years ago)
So..... Anyone develop any new pandemic fetishes?
Mon, 26-Oct-20 4:22 PM
(3 years ago)
I say "mucho" to my Spanish-speaking friends. It means a lot to them.
Sat, 25-Jul-20 4:43 PM
(3 years ago)
Gonna go get hot and wet, but not at all in a fun way.
Sat, 25-Jul-20 3:26 AM
(3 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jul-20 6:40 PM
(3 years ago)
Variety is the spice of life. I have several kinds of gin to drink with my tonics.
Tue, 21-Jul-20 1:02 PM
(3 years ago)
Tuesdays are the plain yogurt of weekdays. Bah.
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