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LincolnSK's Recent Statuses
Mon, 24-May-21 4:58 PM (2 years ago)
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What's your favorite fancy word to compliment someone with? Mine's pulchritudinous.
rfdrew11357 likes this
Decolletage. As in "Your decolletage looks fetching today."
(2 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
Ooooo. That's a good one. Way classier than "boobs"
(2 years ago)
"I love the way the moonlight glistens off your pudendum" Barbara....Deirdry ....Audrey....Shirley....: )
(2 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
Mon, 17-May-21 6:21 PM (2 years ago)
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Note: muttering insults in public works better when you wear a mask. It's a learning process.
Mon, 17-May-21 2:29 AM (2 years ago)
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I sure do manage to stay up late for someone who likes sleep as much as me.
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 15-May-21 2:46 PM (2 years ago)
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That furniture store keeps calling me, but all I wanted was one nightstand.
ya hear me groaning, do ya?
(2 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
Think you missed the joke, Hairy: )
(2 years ago)
Onionheart likes this
Haha! LOL
(2 years ago)
Hilarious!
(2 years ago)
LOL
(2 years ago)
Fri, 14-May-21 2:47 PM (2 years ago)
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So, what's on your bucket list? No, not that one, the one you don't talk about in polite company.
Sat, 8-May-21 9:06 PM (2 years ago)
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Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets. I value consistency.
LOL
(2 years ago)
Thu, 6-May-21 4:31 PM (2 years ago)
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I'm not antisocial, I just raised the price of admission.
Wed, 5-May-21 12:41 PM (2 years ago)
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Late 2021 is going to be freaky as hell because everyone's kinks have just been mutating in isolation, waiting to be unleashed.
LOL
(2 years ago)
Tue, 4-May-21 2:16 PM (2 years ago)
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Go ahead and sprinkle some Claritin-D into that morning smoothie. Spoil yourself.
Tue, 4-May-21 12:07 AM (2 years ago)
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I love rainy spring days, mostly because my allergies hate them.
MitchandDaisy and curvyiowa like this
Fri, 30-Apr-21 3:43 PM (2 years ago)
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I'm vaccinated, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to go back to hiding my facial expressions.
Hahahahah......I have been thinking the same thing
(2 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
Thu, 25-Mar-21 1:23 PM (3 years ago)
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I've been thinking about it, and I'm sure that not everyone was really kung fu fighting.
happyhumper69 and sxyfuncpl like this
Tue, 23-Mar-21 12:47 PM (3 years ago)
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Anyone develop any new kinks/ fetishes during the lockdown?
happyhumper69 likes this
Just doing my darndest to not put pants on each day
(3 years ago)
PApda, I salute you.
(3 years ago)
PApda likes this
Lockdown? Did I miss something while I was at work? confused
(3 years ago)
Not at all, HH. Just... Keep the TV off.
(3 years ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Yeah, actually my wife I didn’t miss any work at all; we did work from home briefly at the beginning but for the most part it’s business as usual including a paycheck thankfully.
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sat, 13-Mar-21 2:20 PM (3 years ago)
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" No, I didn't say I was interesting, I said I'm into resting."
Tue, 9-Mar-21 6:49 PM (3 years ago)
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I want to buy a rooster and a couple of hens so I can call myself a chicken tender.
Seems like we're pecking at crumbs at this point.
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Foghorn Le.....ah say Foghorn Leghorn would like this status too.*nods*
(3 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
Mr Leghorn's support is poultry comfort at this point.
(3 years ago)
maraff likes this
Roosters crow at sun up. And sun down. And when they hear something. At 2:00 am. Or whenever the fuck they want! Why most of them end up as soup.
(3 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
or capons
(3 years ago)
Tue, 10-Nov-20 12:35 PM (3 years ago)
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Couldn't remember the word syrup, so I asked for some pancake sauce. Top notch mind here.
What did they bring you?
(3 years ago)
Hi Shaq. Both of those options sound good to me.
(3 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Lenny, they brought maple syrup and harsh judgement.
(3 years ago)
~Wenchie~ and lennynatural like this
Oh, maple sauce, I like that stuff.
(3 years ago)
Both are good lenny smile xoxox
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Mon, 9-Nov-20 9:36 PM (3 years ago)
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I wonder how many future pervs were conceived during the celebrations this weekend...
Raven, you are raving
(3 years ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Twis da thought of Chocolate that can might conceive celebrations grin
(3 years ago)
Hi Fire x smile..I'm Not a Lunatic (I think) LOL
(3 years ago)
did your mother have you tested?
(3 years ago)
Mothe should know...ohmy
(3 years ago)
Thu, 5-Nov-20 1:45 PM (3 years ago)
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Everybody needs a little mindless objectification in their lives.
bigbrenda and GottaBeMe like this
Sat, 31-Oct-20 7:30 PM (3 years ago)
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"Only one thing scares me about Halloween." "Which is?" "How'd you guess?"
Ok it took me 2-3/4 times lol. You're too smooth Linc!
(3 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
- - a kid with the virus coughing at you --
(3 years ago)
scared
(3 years ago)
Wed, 28-Oct-20 3:50 PM (3 years ago)
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So..... Anyone develop any new pandemic fetishes?
Face diaper fetish. it's a thing now. Hey Link : )
(3 years ago)
Face diapers, eh? I'm sure there's no harm in doing a quick Google search for AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
(3 years ago)
NOOOOO!! Too late. LOL
(3 years ago)
I quit buying cologne and the better half quit buying perfume...everything has to smell like Lysol and hand sanitizer tongue
(3 years ago)
No new ones but the old ones are certainly manifesting with a vengeance.
(3 years ago)
LincolnSK and MitchandDaisy like this
Mon, 26-Oct-20 4:22 PM (3 years ago)
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I say "mucho" to my Spanish-speaking friends. It means a lot to them.
jajajajaja! LOL
(3 years ago)
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fp grin
(3 years ago)
😜😜😜
(3 years ago)
Muchissima means even more!
(3 years ago)
Sat, 25-Jul-20 4:43 PM (3 years ago)
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Gonna go get hot and wet, but not at all in a fun way.
So, you won't be floating in the pool then? Hi SK 🙂
(3 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
No pool in the immediate future sadly. Unless you're offering? wink
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Well that's where I'm headed shortly. Jump in if you'd like.
(3 years ago)
Sat, 25-Jul-20 3:26 AM (3 years ago)
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Consent is sexy.
Well, yeah. Cause not consensual is a killable offense.
(3 years ago)
I consent to you fucking me senseless then, mrs fk xxx
(3 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
Well, color me jealous. lol
(3 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jul-20 6:40 PM (3 years ago)
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Variety is the spice of life. I have several kinds of gin to drink with my tonics.
Tell us about the gins.
(3 years ago)
Well, I don't want to taunt the gin-deficient.
(3 years ago)
Beefeaters?
(3 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
Orbium, at the moment.
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Not familiar with that, I have a bottle of Beefeaters on my B'day wish list.
(3 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
Tue, 21-Jul-20 1:02 PM (3 years ago)
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Tuesdays are the plain yogurt of weekdays. Bah.
Artistic and MauveEagle646 like this
I like plain yogurt
(3 years ago)
Statistically, somebody has to. grin
(3 years ago)
Surely you like a bit of Greek ?
(3 years ago)
Only if it's party of a smoothie
(3 years ago)
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