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	surferjen

Wed, 21-Feb-24 6:46 PM (67 days ago)

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Random odd comment made to me today: Your pussy would pull the cum right outta my balls. Wow. How does that work? Asking for a friend.

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	woody1967

Perhaps it's some new kind of super power that your pussy possesses? Be careful with that. "With great power comes great responsibility"

(67 days ago)

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	lennynatural

Ah, another Hallmark moment!

(67 days ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

Pull? Suck perhaps 🤣🤣 I love blow jobs and I’m obsessed with anal but nothing gives that fully drained feeling like when I cum in her pussy. Like it was made for it or something.

(67 days ago)

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	misterquidpro

That's quite a vacuum you'd have...kegels for the win!

(67 days ago)

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	dziga

I have a theory but that doesn't mean anything without an experiment

(67 days ago)

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	nobozos

Apparently, a lot of guys don't know how balls actually work.

(66 days ago)

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	Relaxer

She connects her pussy to a Henry aHoovwr.

(66 days ago)

	Relaxer

Hoover

(66 days ago)

	McPhallus

Tantamount to saying someone's pussy is a cum magnet 🧲? I suppose magnets do work when they are wet.

(66 days ago)

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	MellieK

My fave today… you’ve got some nice tits … as if some of them are awful 😂 made me laugh!

(66 days ago)

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