surferjen's Recent Statuses
Fri, 22-Mar-24 6:38 PM
(6 days ago)
When someone saw me wearing a particularly lovely new pair of panties, he said, "Wow, Jen, that's a nice twat cover you're wearing there." LOL. Never heard panties called "twat covers" before.
Wed, 20-Mar-24 7:09 PM
(8 days ago)
Question for the straight guys: Is it better for you if the woman is already hot/wet when you start the fun or would you rather warm her up yourself? Thanks in advance for replies.
Tue, 19-Mar-24 10:19 PM
(9 days ago)
Hey out there. Thanks for all the comments here on my status. I find them interesting and fun. Be safe, stay sexy! Jen.
Mon, 18-Mar-24 9:57 PM
(10 days ago)
Having a lot of lust for this person, but don't want to actually do it because I'm being silly and think the fantasy will be better than the reality. Darn it!
Fri, 8-Mar-24 1:31 PM
(20 days ago)
After a couple of hectic weeks at work, time for some outrageously fun sexy time. Should be exciting and pleasurable for all.
Wed, 21-Feb-24 6:46 PM
(36 days ago)
Random odd comment made to me today: Your pussy would pull the cum right outta my balls. Wow. How does that work? Asking for a friend.
Thu, 8-Feb-24 11:56 PM
(49 days ago)
Anyone else having some sexy fun tonight? Not asking for a friend.
Sun, 4-Feb-24 4:12 PM
(53 days ago)
Hope everyone's having a sexy weekend. Word of the day: Penetration. Mmnnf.
Mon, 29-Jan-24 4:23 PM
(59 days ago)
After a super sexy weekend, having trouble focusing at work. Oh, my.
Sat, 27-Jan-24 11:36 PM
(61 days ago)
Posted another story in the erotic stories section of the forum. Hope you like it. Real as it gets
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Fri, 26-Jan-24 3:57 PM
(62 days ago)
The sexy weekend beginning early. Wow, so lucky to enjoy! Hope you're having fun, too.
Wed, 24-Jan-24 7:51 PM
(64 days ago)
Time for some solo stress relief. Might even be like exercise.
Sat, 20-Jan-24 5:57 PM
(68 days ago)
Today: Chocolate, espresso, and lots of fuckin. Darn, what a great day and night yet to enjoy.
Wed, 17-Jan-24 5:05 PM
(71 days ago)
Had some fun with condoms on and then a lot more fun with them off. Contrast and compare!
Mon, 15-Jan-24 7:33 PM
(73 days ago)
It's time for a hotel orgasm. Hopefully, with someone else.
Tue, 9-Jan-24 10:51 PM
(79 days ago)
Status: Eating chocolate. Drinking whiskey. And fuckin. Great night.
Sat, 6-Jan-24 5:00 PM
(82 days ago)
Posted a short story in the Erotic Stories section of the Forum. Hope you like it.
Tue, 2-Jan-24 3:45 PM
(86 days ago)
It's a new year and I'm determined to start it out in a sexy way. I hope I get lucky.
Sun, 31-Dec-23 5:06 PM
(88 days ago)
White panties until later... then.... we'll see. Def feeling New Year's Eve fun vibe.
Fri, 29-Dec-23 5:56 PM
(90 days ago)
Black panties today. Feeling naughty.
Sat, 23-Dec-23 2:48 PM
(96 days ago)
I don't have to see the wet spot down there. I can feel it. Yes, I want it.
Thu, 21-Dec-23 4:12 PM
(98 days ago)
White panties today. Feeling frisky.
Wed, 13-Dec-23 11:23 PM
(106 days ago)
Thinking about writing a stream of consciousness piece with super sexy content about an erotic lifestyle. Thinking...
Mon, 11-Dec-23 8:25 PM
(108 days ago)
Status: Stoopid Horny and a Little Embarrassed. There’s a tech contractor updating things in my office, about 15 years younger than me. I’m so lusty I can’t stand it.
Thu, 7-Dec-23 6:31 PM
(112 days ago)
Status: Curious. This term "load." It makes me giggle. I know what it means, but why call it that? Not asking for a friend.
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