stretch's Recent Statuses
Sun, 6-Nov-22 3:17 AM
(1 year ago)
Whether you like it or whether you don't, that's the way The Astros do it!
Sat, 14-Nov-20 8:41 PM
(3 years ago)
Thu, 29-Oct-20 9:14 PM
(3 years ago)
A good nice long slow Stretch. It is what the body needs sometimes.
Sun, 24-Nov-19 9:32 PM
(4 years ago)
If mr. zipper shows up the gang will all be accounted for.
Sun, 10-Nov-19 10:23 PM
(4 years ago)
At the risk of sounding like Rodney king....... Can't we all get along?
Wed, 6-Nov-19 11:02 PM
(4 years ago)
How much sausage should one man have to tolerate getting shoved in his face before he becomes the xxxxxxxxx feared by any and all sausages?
Wed, 23-Jan-19 11:11 PM
(5 years ago)
I hope everyone notices that Ol' Uncle Stretch ain't complaining about nothing. No sir, he only says what he is supposed to. Happy happy joy joy.
Thu, 23-Nov-17 12:04 AM
(6 years ago)
I was just told I have violated the 3 tequila shot rule. Fuck me to tears.
Sun, 27-Aug-17 3:15 PM
(6 years ago)
Wetter than a wet thing.
Sun, 9-Apr-17 3:22 PM
(6 years ago)
Gentlemen, once they are spoilt it is all but over. Proceed with great caution.
Fri, 17-Feb-17 1:22 AM
(7 years ago)
Now we have photo comments deleted without the poster objecting. Fuck me to tears.
Mon, 19-Dec-16 6:00 PM
(7 years ago)
Da fuq ewe sae.
Wed, 14-Sep-16 10:09 PM
(7 years ago)
So many echos...............
Sun, 3-Jul-16 4:57 PM
(7 years ago)
So... I stop off at a couple of camsites every morning just for grins. I recently saw a female who listed a fart on he pricelist. What is the value of a camfart in your books?
Fri, 17-Jun-16 10:20 PM
(7 years ago)
So.... I go to Mellow Mushroom for lunch to go. I forget my glasses. Not good for menu reading. Ended up with a Gourmet White. It all worked out, after I pulled the Roma tomatoes off.
Sat, 11-Jun-16 9:59 PM
(7 years ago)
Mon, 6-Jun-16 11:38 PM
(7 years ago)
I feel a new block coming on.............
Fri, 3-Jun-16 9:22 PM
(7 years ago)
Then she tells me she wouldn't pay 1200 quid for it........
Wed, 4-May-16 10:59 PM
(7 years ago)
Stretch missed Klark92's cam show.
Thu, 14-Apr-16 10:45 PM
(7 years ago)
For the record... I did polish DS's knob once I found it.
Thu, 14-Apr-16 9:55 PM
(7 years ago)
Mon, 11-Apr-16 9:41 PM
(7 years ago)
She can tell it is fruity because it is orange.
Fri, 8-Apr-16 9:21 PM
(7 years ago)
WTF. I logged in and could see all pictures big and small.
Thu, 7-Apr-16 9:22 PM
(7 years ago)
Revord2, post here so everyone can like your post together.
Wed, 23-Mar-16 9:34 PM
(8 years ago)
I'm really a nice guy. Honest.
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