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Sat, 14-Sep-13 12:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Why, oh why does my brain wake me at the ass crack of dawn on a Saturday. :/
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Because it play time
(10 years ago)
I feel the same...
(10 years ago)
Cause you're horny??
(10 years ago)
hopefully to see me smile morning hun
(10 years ago)
For me, it was called my children that woke my ass up at the crack of dawn...... Now if only I had a REAL dawn with a crack to wake up in.....
(10 years ago)
hmmm its when frogs are at their best
(10 years ago)
lol...ahhh whos dawn blond or red head
(10 years ago)
sooo the sun rises near my crack
(10 years ago)
Too early to be overly horny. Need coffee first. And, it is just my traitor body, used to be kids. Just me and the dog this fine morning. House to myself! WOO HOO! You dont say Boom? Hmmmm
(10 years ago)
lucky for me it's night time....and I can be as horny as I want without coffee lol
(10 years ago)
Nightime is better with wine. I only drink coffee until it is socially acceptable to drink wine Yummy.
(10 years ago)
I guess if you are laying with your bare ass facing an east window, then, yes the sun would rise on your crack Boom. Lol!
(10 years ago)
ahhh ya think I would get sun burn that early..ha I could call it sun valley
(10 years ago)
Oh lord! That is just wrong......on so many levels.....
(10 years ago)
oh yummy got some wine for me..I dont drink to much ahhh cant trust you and miss
(10 years ago)
what are you saying my ass is hot already
(10 years ago)
I dont drink too much anymore either......although I dont drink any less. Quiting is for losers. And, hey! I am completely trustworthy.
(10 years ago)
hmmm. really ok fine dont draw on my face when I pass out...or decorate my cock
(10 years ago)
hey want to see my rash
(10 years ago)
Awww man. You take all the fun out of things. Havent you ever played the game "Asshole" when drinking. Good times. Just dont fall asleep first.....cause then you are the asshole and bad things happen.
(10 years ago)
Rash? I dont have a rash........you have a rash??? You should get that checked out.
(10 years ago)
hey no ones putting any thing in my asshole...well ask first
(10 years ago)
oh forget it ...its not s rash I spilled mustard on me
(10 years ago)
No no no! Everyone gets a different colored permanent marker. Whoever has the most marks on them the next morning is the loser.....or Asshole. Dont fall asleep. Permanent marker sucks to get off
(10 years ago)
What the hell are you eating mustard this early for? Ewwww......
(10 years ago)
omg you color on me...hmmm can we use super glue
(10 years ago)
Only if I can put pink glitter on it before it dries. And pink bows. wink
(10 years ago)
I put all kinds of things in my mouth....ahh say it ...you do to
(10 years ago)
Only if it tastes really good or I am asked very nicely.
(10 years ago)
noooo bows and dont glue it to my stomach
(10 years ago)
hmmm thought you were allergic to nuts..so you cant put those in your mouth
(10 years ago)
il give you some art
(10 years ago)
LMAO! No allergies......geeze! I tought we went over this already.
(10 years ago)
ahh we did ? oh it wss shellfish oh you never told me you tried fish
(10 years ago)
Not a huge fan of fish. I am more of a meat/sausage kind of girl. lol!
(10 years ago)
lmao..oh so if worked at the deli counter you would hit on me
(10 years ago)
I love fish...
(10 years ago)
hmmm well is a good thing your teabag allergy and fish allergy ..dont prevent you from enjoying hotdogs and sausages
(10 years ago)
Mayyyyyybeee.......what kind of sausage do you offer?
(10 years ago)
Nope. I am completely unimpaired in that area. Good to go!
(10 years ago)
oh welll glad you asked...their filled with a special cheese and if you cook them right they pump when you cook them
(10 years ago)
Oh my hell. Good answer, good answer! I'm dying over here.
(10 years ago)
soo got a nice bun to put it in or a warm pot to heat them up
(10 years ago)
Maybe
(10 years ago)
fine. let me tell you todays special s..it two for one can you handle two might be alot of meat for you
(10 years ago)
LMAO! Im really hungry. I think I might need at least 2.
(10 years ago)
we have a great spicy latin sausage and a fine german susage..grreat for grilling and they warm up great for later in case you want left overs
(10 years ago)
Im sold! Sounds delicious! Wrap it up! (for real laughing out loud over here)
(10 years ago)
oh it is yummy and if you buy two today you get a fine imported oil great tasting and il give you a coupon if yiu want to keep coming back for more
(10 years ago)
oh wait I have sample..want to try the spicy now it just melts in you mouth
(10 years ago)
ass crack of dawn, makes note of a good description lol
(10 years ago)
well try the german susage..great flavor huh and the taste explodes in your mouth huh
(10 years ago)
Sounds like a hell of a deal. I need to shop here more often.
(10 years ago)
Yes it does. I have german sausage often. At least 5 or 6 times a week.
(10 years ago)
well bend over and check out our other meats
(10 years ago)
I got it imported from Texas.
(10 years ago)
well germans the best..did you take a big bite
(10 years ago)
flaver is big and bold huh..fills ya up huh try the spicy at the same time...good huh?
(10 years ago)
Omg.....I dont even know what else to say here. I am definitely a repeat customer.
(10 years ago)