rockhard6isback's Recent Statuses
Sat, 13-Oct-18 3:01 AM
(5 years ago)
I'm fatter...... uh, flattered to make your acquaintance
Sat, 13-Oct-18 12:53 AM
(5 years ago)
What makes a man sexy? If you ask my wifey, it's my hair
Sun, 7-Oct-18 6:45 PM
(5 years ago)
I hope your day gets wetter.... I mean better
Wed, 3-Oct-18 8:05 PM
(5 years ago)
I've got nothing you want, but everything that you need
Sat, 29-Sep-18 2:42 AM
(5 years ago)
Why are you chewing your pineapple in my face?
Fri, 28-Sep-18 11:00 AM
(5 years ago)
Shooting yourself in the eye with a wad of cum is a dangerous thing.... thank you baby for working me up so much that the eruption was epic
Fri, 11-May-18 2:21 AM
(5 years ago)
For the rest of the playoffs, I am considering myself a JETS fan
Sat, 3-Dec-16 8:25 PM
(7 years ago)
Idle hands..... meet my plaything. Plaything, meet idle hands. Now then.....
Mon, 28-Nov-16 3:48 AM
(7 years ago)
Mon, 28-Nov-16 2:50 AM
(7 years ago)
The only thing that ever came between us were the rubbers
Sun, 27-Nov-16 2:51 PM
(7 years ago)
I am most disturbed, it seems my bum has begun to shrink. Pants and underwear are attempting to succumb to the forces of gravity and slide down my bum
Sun, 27-Nov-16 3:54 AM
(7 years ago)
One day I’ll face the Hell inside me Someday I’ll accept what I have done Sometime I’ll leave the past behind me For now I accept who I’ve become
Sun, 27-Nov-16 2:59 AM
(7 years ago)
Don't look at me like I am weird just because I use chapstick on my nose
Sat, 26-Nov-16 2:54 AM
(7 years ago)
Trying to figure out where to go for vacatioNN....... who wants to air b&b me?
Sat, 26-Nov-16 1:38 AM
(7 years ago)
Who wants to cuddle up with me and lend me their body heat for the night?
Tue, 22-Nov-16 3:53 AM
(7 years ago)
Here's to all that we kissed And to all that we missed To the biggest mistakes That we just wouldn’t trade To us breaking up Without us breaking down To whatever's comin' our way
Sun, 20-Nov-16 5:37 AM
(7 years ago)
I told you not to follow me home. You are just to perfect for my hands to hold. If you choose to stay you will throw it all away. I just want to take your innocence
Sat, 19-Nov-16 4:28 AM
(7 years ago)
I've got nothing that you want, but everything that you need
Wed, 16-Nov-16 3:37 AM
(7 years ago)
Met a girl, thought she was grand. Fell in lust, found out first hand. Went well for a hookup or two, then it all came unglued. In a trap, trip I can't grip. Never thought I'd be the one who slipped
Wed, 9-Nov-16 2:38 AM
(7 years ago)
Well Round 1 of McDavid vs Crosby goes to McDavid, but he could not beat the defending champs. Great game
Thu, 3-Nov-16 9:41 PM
(7 years ago)
Walks to the announcers table, grabs the mic...... it may seem like it's been 108 years but FINALLLLLLLLLLLY the Rock has come back........................................HOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE
Mon, 27-Apr-15 3:20 AM
(9 years ago)
I heard from God today, and she sounded just like me. What have I done, and who have I become. I saw the Devil today, and he looked a lot like me. I looked away, I turned away!
Mon, 27-Apr-15 3:01 AM
(9 years ago)
All I can say is.... Fuck the Authority and the McMahon they ride in on. LOL
Mon, 27-Apr-15 1:12 AM
(9 years ago)
She drains me When I'm empty She fills herself She takes it all In too deep She's spilling over me
Thu, 23-Apr-15 5:26 PM
(9 years ago)
If Einstein wasn't such a horndog, we would have time machines by now
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