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misslissa80123's Recent Statuses
Sat, 25-Feb-23 8:27 PM (1 year ago)
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Whatcha all doing with this (almost) spring day???
inuxbridge, ItsBruce and wikdwayz4u like this
freezing sat in front of a log fire in the uk sad
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 11-Aug-22 5:14 PM (1 year ago)
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Love love love the lazy dog days of summer! ☀️Suns out funs out!
Snuggling (and what snuggling leads to) is the best part of cold weather.
(1 year ago)
It's about the only good part lol
(1 year ago)
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^idk..the fresh cold air makes you feel alive...then back inside for round 2 grin
(1 year ago)
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I have to agree. I despise cold weather! It’s the worst! You have to wear clothes and stuff. Boo!
(1 year ago)
Exactly! Enjoy the warmth while it lasts, get plenty of nakedness in smile
(1 year ago)
Tue, 9-Aug-22 8:14 PM (1 year ago)
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Hey hey pretty people! Been a looooong time since I’ve come to see if y’all are behaving yourselves. 😉
Hello, lissa. Is behaving the opposite of misbehaving? Asking for a friend. wink
(1 year ago)
hi sexy
(1 year ago)
definitly up to no good wink Good to see you look in smile
(1 year ago)
Did you mean misbehaving ourselves?
(1 year ago)
What type of behaviour would you like, good or bad?
(1 year ago)
Fri, 13-Nov-20 9:00 PM (3 years ago)
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you. 🎉 👗 🤤 ~ Dorothy Parker
In other news, razors pain you and rivers are damp.
(3 years ago)
Sings 🎶🎵 Hike up your skirt and show your world to me.....In a boy's dream....🎶🎵
(3 years ago)
esp if it's you wearing that short skirt... just sayin
(3 years ago)
🎶🎵I want a girl with a short skirt..........and a long.............. jacket🎶🎵
(3 years ago)
Sorry, hung up on short skirt. So sexy!
(3 years ago)
Thu, 12-Nov-20 10:21 PM (3 years ago)
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Tomorrow is Friday the 13th.....May the odds be evahhhh in our favor.....😳😳😳
Flitterbee it’s your job to let us know if we need champagne or ammunition. 🤣
(3 years ago)
Lip2lip I’m rooting for you buddy! And Mr. jumper.....just carry a larger machete and you are golden!
(3 years ago)
champagne always needed wink
(3 years ago)
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Well now Flitter.....I like the way you roll....and you are definitely part of my tribe! 🥂
(3 years ago)
Let's hope so
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 13-Aug-20 10:10 PM (3 years ago)
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“ In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.” — Nora Ephron 😜
Can’t we love you for your mind AND your body?
(3 years ago)
if sex is all in the mind, why did my ex wife say my brain was in my cock?
(3 years ago)
i think the mind is the most import sex organ !
(3 years ago)
Sun, 2-Aug-20 9:15 PM (3 years ago)
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Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.
I cant argue this status.
(3 years ago)
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Raving I’m loving team sports at times.....pairs is good too! 😜
(3 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and RavingLunatic like this
Have to agree with your line of thought 😘😋 oral is so good
(3 years ago)
Just be sure to maintain social distancing and wear a mask
(3 years ago)
For the first time,clitty can talk to wimmins without them running away wink
(3 years ago)
Wed, 29-Jul-20 7:07 PM (3 years ago)
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Been a bit! Sending a warm hello to all! ❤️❤️
Why thank you
(3 years ago)
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And a warm greeting back atcha
(3 years ago)
Sun, 12-Apr-20 9:17 PM (4 years ago)
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So what’s for Easter dinner peeps???? Truly, porn, and enchiladas! It’s what’s for dinner!
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Forget all that I'll take just the porn thank you very much
(4 years ago)
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Or judging from your profile pic I want you for dinner
(4 years ago)
Tue, 4-Feb-20 9:53 PM (4 years ago)
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Didn’t that rodent say early spring???? **as I watch the blizzard outside my door** freezing my ass off over here!
Boundtoplz and Straightjimbo93 like this
probably taste good with a simple bernaise sauce grin
(4 years ago)
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many humans are over sized rats too
(4 years ago)
Hornyfucker you can warm your hands on me.....wowza! Great photos!
(4 years ago)
Just realised I said Ronald when I meant Roland lol! LOL
(4 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Being a British television puppet, you probably wouldn't have known who I meant anyway.
(4 years ago)
Thu, 23-Jan-20 1:55 AM (4 years ago)
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Bloody Mary(s) and chilling.....it’s what’s for dinner.....
Sounds like a fun night!! wink
(4 years ago)
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Wow! 60s muscle cars eh? Daisy as well and for the same reason!
(4 years ago)
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Don’t know about 60’s muscle cars (although...drool.....love them!) but the tomato/vodka version has my attention....
(4 years ago)
Haha just reading you profile.
(4 years ago)
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What was haha Mitchanddaisy....just curious...I’m a self proclaimed blonde/brunette....
(4 years ago)
Fri, 17-Jan-20 11:45 PM (4 years ago)
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It’s Friday night y’all!!! Hope everyone is looking forward to a sexy weekend!
I’m with you! Wine is starting to flow! smile
(4 years ago)
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Me as well Curiousity24! Cheers!!!
(4 years ago)
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Sun, 12-Jan-20 10:57 PM (4 years ago)
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Gooooooooood Afternooooooonnnn NN!!!!! ??
lennynatural likes this
Hello..looks as if your haveing fun...smile...
(4 years ago)
@Raven....alas...that was last weekend....but hopefully soon in the future as well!
(4 years ago)
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Good afternoon to you all
(4 years ago)
Very Adrien Cronauer of you!
(4 years ago)
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Good evening
(4 years ago)
Tue, 31-Dec-19 9:50 PM (4 years ago)
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hope everyone has some fun, sexy, boozy, safe plans for the evening. Here’s to 2020 being the best yet! Cheers!
great crissy pic's.............................................yum.....
(4 years ago)
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Happy New, nude year to you!
(4 years ago)
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Happy New Years and the breast new year ever!
(4 years ago)
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Happy New Year
(4 years ago)
Happy New Year
(4 years ago)
Mon, 30-Dec-19 12:08 AM (4 years ago)
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Almost the New year!!! I’m back after 7 years! ???? Lets make 2020 fun!
Y’all are awesome! ??
(4 years ago)
welcome back just love the pics ur posted very nice
(4 years ago)
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Welcome back! I was here for years and left and an so glad I came back
(4 years ago)
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Agreed post more pics
(4 years ago)
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Fun is on my adjenda smile
(4 years ago)
Mon, 16-Sep-13 4:13 PM (10 years ago)
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Baking and jamming to some great tunes! Have a great day all!
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Sun, 15-Sep-13 10:23 PM (10 years ago)
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328 missing in boulder floods. If we have any fellow nn'ers there.....send them good ju-ju. sad
solorunner likes this
wow what a tragedy
(10 years ago)
Sun, 15-Sep-13 3:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Today is a good homemade cheddar & broccoli soup, lay in bed all day, watch some movies, take a nap kind of day. smile
See ya boom! We will for sure miss and t smile I believe friends requests have been sent to both of you!
(10 years ago)
Ali I wont let you done . Ill get the job done!!
(10 years ago)
It's fine T smile I gotta get going soon anyways. The real world beckons
(10 years ago)
OMG! The status that wouldn't die! I'm back after 5 hours and.... wow! lol
(10 years ago)
We did seem to keep it going lol
(10 years ago)
Sun, 15-Sep-13 1:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze. Cold, cold, cold. Fuck harvest season. Fuck oncoming winter in Colorado. Time to move! Cold=way more clothes. Warm=way less clothes. What would you choose?
Sat, 14-Sep-13 12:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Why, oh why does my brain wake me at the ass crack of dawn on a Saturday. :/
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well bend over and check out our other meats
(10 years ago)
I got it imported from Texas.
(10 years ago)
well germans the best..did you take a big bite
(10 years ago)
flaver is big and bold huh..fills ya up huh try the spicy at the same time...good huh?
(10 years ago)
Omg.....I dont even know what else to say here. I am definitely a repeat customer.
(10 years ago)
Sat, 14-Sep-13 12:29 AM (10 years ago)
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So, has "Hot For Teacher" or "Closer" been used for strip teases or at strip clubs? Have a bet going on.
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For sure
(10 years ago)
is there a song called "freaking hot for misslissa" ? smile
(10 years ago)
been a few vyrs since ive been at a strip clubb..yet dont remember any teacher aproach to naked ness prob lotta sexy teahers these days though
(10 years ago)
Havent heard of that one yet Chester. Lol!
(10 years ago)
As a exotic dancer conneiseur I'm proud to tell you yes Hot For Teacher has been used by dancers.Hi there fabulous one.
(10 years ago)
Fri, 13-Sep-13 9:13 PM (10 years ago)
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Long day of cleaning! Rewarding myself with a hot bath, a glass of red wine, and my favorite book while everyone else is freezing their ass off at the football game! lol! Have a great night!
how about my friend request
(10 years ago)
Sounds like you're the clever one over there ! Dont get your book wet !
(10 years ago)
Hey 7 inch. Read my profile. Lol. And I agree frivol. Got the better end of the deal for sure. Many of my books have drown over the years.....sadly. sad
(10 years ago)
Drunk reading is an offence in some countries !
(10 years ago)
Lol! I will stay hidden in my bathtub then. wink don't tell!!!
(10 years ago)
Fri, 13-Sep-13 12:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Half of the state burned down, the other half is flooded and headed down river. I knew it was time to re-locate.
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Fri, 13-Sep-13 12:04 PM (10 years ago)
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In order to have a good marriage the fights should be clean and the sex should be dirty. wink Lets all play dirty!
lol...well washing is not gonna help you allergy to nuts..or tea bags or shellfish
(10 years ago)
LMAO! I dont have allergies.......remember. And, if I did I would just take an Allegra. Problem.......solved!
(10 years ago)
hey did I tell you im a vigin...allergic to those to huh
(10 years ago)
Not allergic to anything. Nothing at all.........I can play any game I want without breaking out in a rash. Some do make it harder to breathe than others though.
(10 years ago)
let's all marry each other!
(10 years ago)
Thu, 12-Sep-13 3:25 PM (10 years ago)
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If you have sex to music, make sure you use the live version CD, this way you get an applause every so often!
Great idea! hehe
(10 years ago)
Gives one a boost of self esteem and burst of stamina......
(10 years ago)
I always applaud after a good performance....
(10 years ago)
clappin & cummin
(10 years ago)
That idea of recorded applause is growing on me.....for those times that aren't applause worthy:-/
(10 years ago)
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