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Sat, 9-Mar-24 2:32 PM (54 days ago)
We should be able to like or reply to comments, shouldn't we?
I want to like comments on my photos, but can't.
(54 days ago)
anonymouspisces and McPhallus like this
Oh is that what you mean,I like this idea...I also want to see likes on every part,yes I ask for a lot and an edit button for status instead of quickly going to all your statuses when you notice a
(54 days ago)
anonymouspisces and gpflem like this
Mobile Bowser can be sticky God knows why but it is ...and yes NN you really need. to sort it. Out naughty boy
(53 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Sun, 3-Mar-24 11:19 AM (60 days ago)
Oh no, I'm guessing Gabe Kotter must be gone
What's not to like??
(60 days ago)
@Wodja you mean swapped identities? Gone to the other side without leaving a trace? A million to one?
(60 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Shhhhh Wods!! Peeps like that too!
(60 days ago)
I'm transitioning, i got big boobies [side effect of meds ]
(60 days ago)
tracytvsubslut likes this
Thu, 8-Feb-24 1:41 PM (84 days ago)
The meaningless Grammy awards were on the other day, they say. Don't tell me who won. I'm sure I could not give a tenth of a shit.
Fri, 8-Dec-23 3:55 PM (146 days ago)
You're at a pub quiz and the next question is "which newbienudie is this?" And it's you!
And all 100 people at the quiz all recognized you and gave a standing ovation.
(145 days ago)
Sat, 19-Aug-23 1:00 PM (257 days ago)
What should I post to get the most comments?
With all the music and wave sounds in my head here really is little room for much else😜🎼🏄♂️🎼
(255 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Room for the sizzle sound of meat hitting the grill, the searing sound of onions getting caramelized and Oh! Boy! Those smells tickling tickling..
(255 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Anything but a close up of your dick and, please, don't point it at us. My preferences are torso and ass. Mood lighting helps. Think creatively. Look at boudoir pics and riff on those. You're welcome.
(255 days ago)
apparently posting a status will get you the most comments
(255 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Tue, 19-Jul-16 12:25 AM (7 years ago)
Any ladies wanna feel a big fat cock up their holes?
Yes. I do. Chuck c'mere
(7 years ago)
Wed, 8-Jun-16 3:00 PM (7 years ago)
Put of a pic of your asshole up girls. I will wank to them and send you the videos.