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Fri, 15-Mar-24 6:00 AM (59 days ago)
Just got a fantastic new dildo. I'll have to post some pictures soon... just enjoying it WAY too much
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Sat, 20-Jan-24 7:17 AM (114 days ago)
Thought I would try the Sharpie Challenge, it seems right up my alley I got to 24 and ran out... time to make a trip to Staples for the big box!
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Mon, 8-Jan-24 4:14 AM (126 days ago)
Final put a rather large dildo through my sigmoid… it was amazing. There was some pressure, some resistance, and then… POP it just slid right in… Aaahhhh
Finally! Thank fuck for that. Nothing like putting something in the sigmoid. 🥖
(126 days ago)
Wasn’t Sigmoid Froid a famous doctor or something? Had theories on anal retentive and expulsive or some nonsense? 🤣
(126 days ago)
Sigmoid Froid was a bit of an asshole.
(126 days ago)
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Sat, 23-Sep-23 4:05 PM (232 days ago)
Staring at a huge anal plug and shaking with anticipation
Lube, patience, practice, more lube…don’t forget the pics!
(232 days ago)
Sat, 27-May-23 10:49 PM (351 days ago)
Putting these huge toys to work so I can post something special
skinnylegend66642069 likes this
Don’t ruin your hole, you might need it for a few more decades.
(351 days ago)
Sat, 13-May-23 6:37 PM (1 year ago)
Tried to ride the sea lion and whoa... I'm going to need a bigger hole!
I’ve seen your pics. Just how big was this sea lion? I mean DAMN! 🤣
(1 year ago)
Sex Savant likes this
Almost four inches in diameter.... I need to get serious with this thing. Just ordered a plug about 3.5 inches in diameter to bridge the gap
(1 year ago)
Too much for me. I fear risking permanent damage. There are some terrifying buttholes on NN. Yikes. Under 3 inches is PLENTY for me! Good luck.
(364 days ago)
Thu, 4-May-23 4:07 AM (1 year ago)
Just found a gigantic dildo on Amazon called the "Sea Lion" and looking forward to impaling myself on it.
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Thu, 16-Mar-23 3:18 AM (1 year ago)
Just hanging out with a huge plug in my ass... hope my boss doesn't notice
Fri, 17-Feb-23 7:57 AM (1 year ago)
Using so much lube, you might want to buy stock in Astroglide!
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Wed, 15-Feb-23 5:25 AM (1 year ago)
Still shaking and quivering an hour later… Happy Valentines Day indeed!
Mon, 9-Jan-23 6:33 AM (1 year ago)
It seems like being a straight guy who likes to put large things in his bum is strange. I think of it as having better magic tricks to show at parties than other people.
Fri, 30-Sep-22 4:37 AM (1 year ago)
J-Lube is absolutely amazing stuff. Can't believe I ever did anything without it!
Thu, 4-Aug-22 4:41 AM (1 year ago)
Just purchased some new toys. It's like Christmas in August!
HumanElephant480 likes this
New toys are always fun! Running out of room to put them is a hassle.
(1 year ago)
Sun, 22-May-22 12:59 AM (1 year ago)
It's hard to have a partner that think's your kink is weird... but hey that's what toys are for!
And of course that lovely little leather clad pocket rocket Suzie Q!
(1 year ago)
I believe Anthony Bourdain said something to the effect of Sweden should apologize for ABBA.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 5-Mar-22 5:22 PM (2 years ago)
Did some anal training for the first time in quite a while. Came so hard I almost passed out!
Sat, 15-Jul-17 9:28 AM (6 years ago)
I'm a dirty boy looking for an even dirtier girl
sorry i had a shower today....same as every day actually
(6 years ago)
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