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Gregzon's Recent Statuses
Mon, 27-Jun-22 9:55 PM (1 year ago)
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now now don't get all hard ;D
OK !
(1 year ago)
<<< is hard...of hearing
(1 year ago)
lennynatural and bluebayour6 like this
Wed, 2-Dec-20 10:20 AM (3 years ago)
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Damn, can't believe i almost forgot about this place. Have a lot of catching up to do. Hello people.
OrangeCrane746 likes this
Yo did? How could you? *sobs quietly*
(3 years ago)
old bookworm likes this
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder " welcome back
(3 years ago)
You could be millions of pics behind! Busy days ahead for you.
(3 years ago)
Sun, 12-May-19 5:38 PM (4 years ago)
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Well nice. I have been a member here for 5 years ;D
Congrats. And you cracked the 1k profile views milestone todays as well!
(4 years ago)
I have been a premium member for almost 12 years... Just sayin
(4 years ago)
Well done..Good to chat with people in Slovacia beer
(4 years ago)
Sun, 28-Apr-19 10:39 AM (5 years ago)
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I find your lack of nudity disturbing grin grin
GottaBeMe and MissAshlee like this
bounce
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I concur.
(5 years ago)
and that's why we're on NN
(5 years ago)
Sun, 16-Sep-18 1:39 AM (5 years ago)
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ideas for some new pics? i know stupid question but...
sure but if you also use a particular type of matter evryone will love it
(5 years ago)
oky. will try my best ;D
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Verification pics. Always verification pics. Real ones. No photoshop, no "here, hold this a second"
(5 years ago)
good call
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein and Yodude85 like this
Maybe just you being you no matter how kinky
(5 years ago)
Tue, 31-Jul-18 9:58 AM (5 years ago)
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NoFap challange day 13: fail, it was a good run grin
cs06 likes this
Fri, 27-Jul-18 2:39 PM (5 years ago)
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NoFap challange day 10: flowers do smell wonderwfull grin
TheSpoutinHead likes this
"Rehab??!" eek
(5 years ago)
Fook that. You’re a stronger man than i
(5 years ago)
yes, rehab. it is needed
(5 years ago)
Wed, 25-Jul-18 11:54 PM (5 years ago)
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life is suffering
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 25-Mar-18 12:14 PM (6 years ago)
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Sick of weather here in europe. I am going to Thailand, any tips?
Wash your hands a lot. Well, that's a tip for anywhere, really. michael
(6 years ago)
smedium, Gregzon and happyhumper69 like this
Thunderstorms are forecast for Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday!
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Start sleeping on floor in a closet, that way your adjusted smile
(6 years ago)
Artistic and EmuLater like this
Fri, 23-Mar-18 6:23 PM (6 years ago)
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My sex life is like Alderaan.
Darts12 likes this
Blown into trillions of microscopic pieces of space debris?
(6 years ago)
something like that, yes. Not in existence
(6 years ago)
Unlike Aldridge then,when he played with us, John used to score all the time wink
(6 years ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-18 7:52 AM (6 years ago)
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today marks a long 6 months since i had some sex. I started to appreciate small things in life like song of bird, taste of bread, 10 coffee mugs a day....
KiwiPic likes this
6 months??? eek
(6 years ago)
10 mugs of coffee is no small thing! That would be over a gallon of my mugs!
(6 years ago)
How are you alive???
(6 years ago)
coldfish1 and maraff like this
Me too, though life with coffee is unthinkable grin
(6 years ago)
coldfish1, smedium and bman5946 like this
Yes 6 months. 10 mugs is alot . I have no idea how i am alive.
(6 years ago)
Tue, 13-Mar-18 4:03 PM (6 years ago)
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Flicking sucks, sucking rocks.
O’Doyle rules!!
(6 years ago)
irish dude? LOL
(6 years ago)
You want to dip those rocks in chocolate or something before sucking them. Makes it more interesting.
(6 years ago)
Tue, 23-Jan-18 10:19 AM (6 years ago)
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No one ever dares to speak. It's nothing else but fantasy.
really i think many speaks but do nothing, thats kinda the fantasy,,,
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Sat, 6-Jan-18 2:03 PM (6 years ago)
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did you lovely people made any new year's resolutions?
to cut down on NN visits. it's not going well tho.
(6 years ago)
Sat, 25-Nov-17 6:59 PM (6 years ago)
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“Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.” –– Spalding Gray
and i go skiing at least twice a week....
(6 years ago)
A whole seven minutes, eh? Nothing like a thorough round of foreplay to get the juices flowing.
(6 years ago)
Sat, 25-Nov-17 8:49 AM (6 years ago)
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Oh well. My penis betrayed me, made me think stupid and it wasnt the first time.
deepsea69 likes this
and it wont be the last
(6 years ago)
think you should go out behind the shed take it out an beat the fukn bajezuz out it till it throws up.
(6 years ago)
happyhumper69 and NaughtyKat like this
i have tried that he never learns grin
(6 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
use a bigger stick!!
(6 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Fri, 24-Nov-17 9:35 PM (6 years ago)
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why is all the rum gone?
LookingforDave likes this
My bad, u slept in , I didnt
(6 years ago)
hup (bad case of hickup) I have noooo clue blink
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
Yes me and artistic totally cleaned u out. Ty greg
(6 years ago)
Honestly artistic drank me under the table, but shhh dont tell her
(6 years ago)
There is no coke left either, strange...
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
Fri, 27-Oct-17 5:22 PM (6 years ago)
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oh damn
Tue, 24-Oct-17 7:43 AM (6 years ago)
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world is a weird place
happyhumper69 likes this
never more so than nowadays.
(6 years ago)
ye werlds fuct ... juss waiting for it to lay down an die
(6 years ago)
But it is flat now though innit?
(6 years ago)
Tue, 22-Aug-17 8:42 AM (6 years ago)
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I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.
GottaBeMe likes this
two chances . . . . . . . . . buckleys and . . . . .
(6 years ago)
~Wenchie~ likes this
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(6 years ago)
buckleys chances could be nearly over too wink
(6 years ago)
Beer first gotta be refreshed for shower sex
(6 years ago)
Fri, 30-Jun-17 8:06 AM (6 years ago)
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Have not been around for awhile, so how are things, my dear newbies?
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 22-Jan-17 6:23 PM (7 years ago)
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you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
WendySilvia likes this
watch my toenails grow
(7 years ago)
Admitting NN is gauche, I know.
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Sat, 14-Jan-17 3:07 PM (7 years ago)
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I dont have a dirty mind i have a sexy imagination
Why not have both smile
(7 years ago)
Fri, 13-Jan-17 4:47 PM (7 years ago)
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happiness is not having to set the alarm clock for the next day
nosanity and RoxanneS like this
Delirium when it's seven days running? Enjoy sleeping in!
(7 years ago)
Sun, 8-Jan-17 3:17 PM (7 years ago)
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All my life i thought air was free...until i bought a bag of chips
At least you're not suing over it. A woman in California is suing because the box of Raisonettes she bought at a movie theater was "40% air"
(7 years ago)
Well i wouldn't get really far with a sue like that here, anyway without that air the chips would be all crushed. grin
(7 years ago)
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