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63me's Recent Statuses
Wed, 20-Mar-24 2:22 PM (38 days ago)
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I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
That’s a lot of stamp licking.
(38 days ago)
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That old classic LOL
(38 days ago)
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With the current state of the mail service half of them won't get there. Talk about half cocked 😁
(38 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Mar-24 1:46 PM (39 days ago)
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Hello there people, what’s everyone up to today
Fri, 28-Jun-13 3:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Hello Glastonbury. . . .
oldgold likes this
Wed, 26-Jun-13 3:36 PM (10 years ago)
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Saw The Who last night : )
turtle1963 likes this
The who ?
(10 years ago)
Yes.
(10 years ago)
Fri, 19-Apr-13 12:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Is very horny today.
Fri, 19-Apr-13 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Looking forward to tonights punk rock shenanagans : )
Mon, 1-Apr-13 10:44 AM (11 years ago)
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Looking for a lady to go to a swingers club in S.Wales area, have been swinging before but struggling to get in clubs now i'm single. Any tips on the subject most welcome.
Fri, 22-Mar-13 1:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Could really do with some meaningless sex about now.
get maried, I.e meaning less sex.. lol
(11 years ago)
I did that once, never again.
(11 years ago)
nice joke zap
(11 years ago)
Tue, 26-Feb-13 2:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Fucking smack heads what a pain in the brain they are.
Sat, 19-Jan-13 2:02 AM (11 years ago)
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Been shagging my ex since nye for the 5th year on the trot, starting to have strong feelings for her again, this has to stop, what do you all think ?
PM me your comments if you can be botherd that is.
(11 years ago)
No one can tell you what to do. If you love her again, tell her
(11 years ago)
try and remember the reason she is your ex, sex is great, but you dont her??? *lix*
(11 years ago)
I think I better learn British dialect......wow.....I didn't understand most of that....."nye for the 5th year on the trot"?.....does that mean you've been screwing her for 5 years off and on?....
(11 years ago)
Yeah thats pretty much wot i ment.
(11 years ago)
Mon, 17-Dec-12 9:14 AM (11 years ago)
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Finally got round to posting a pic ov my unemployed cock.
On the dole cock?.. Mr A_C
(11 years ago)
Indeed it is.
(11 years ago)
Tue, 18-Sep-12 6:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Royal Doulton are to mark Kate Middletons recent faux pas by releasing a small pair of commemorative jugs.
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Sat, 15-Sep-12 3:59 PM (11 years ago)
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OMFG! I still haven't had a shag since freaking boxing day, ho hum.
I haven't had a shag since.......yesterday. tongue
(11 years ago)
I think i mite be a tad picky.
(11 years ago)
LOL
(11 years ago)
i can tell you are picky....its taking awhile to post a profile pic
(11 years ago)
Lol, you have to pay for that and i cant afford to atm, which is a pain, ho hum poverty sucks big time.
(11 years ago)
Sat, 1-Sep-12 9:50 PM (11 years ago)
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OMG! I havent had a shag since freaking boxing day, ho hum.
oh maaaa gawwwwwd
(11 years ago)
good laaaaaaaawd,really! [ahahahaha]
(11 years ago)
ooo not good dude
(11 years ago)
I know ! ! ! I've been to some excelent gigs tho and my right arm i getting bigger.
(11 years ago)
*fans face*
(11 years ago)
Wed, 4-Jul-12 4:38 PM (11 years ago)
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I've opened a bakery recently and a lady phoned me up, wanting a cake with 'I SUCK COCKS' written on it. I thought it was weird but made it anyway. Mrs Cox was pissed off when I delivered it. So was h
Grey_Angel and maclock like this
so it should have been "I SUCK MR COX"?
(11 years ago)
Eh ?
(11 years ago)
Isaac Cox?
(11 years ago)
Missed that bit out, doh.
(11 years ago)
hahaha
(11 years ago)
Wed, 4-Jul-12 4:38 PM (11 years ago)
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I've opened a bakery recently and a lady phoned me up, wanting a cake with 'I SUCK COCKS' written on it. I thought it was weird but made it anyway. Mrs Cox was pissed off when I delivered it. So was h
Wed, 6-Jun-12 10:11 AM (11 years ago)
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I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
Madame_Bovary and ali_dee like this
Tue, 15-May-12 11:39 AM (11 years ago)
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Horney
like we havent heard that a thousand times before...lol
(11 years ago)
horny--yeah! but 'horney's" kinda new
(11 years ago)
how bout a profile pic for us?
(11 years ago)