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maclock's Recent Statuses
Thu, 31-May-12 6:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Some of you on here are, very very dry indeed...haha So..If I don’t get any comments in future, I’ll take it as a compliment!!!
Be carefull. Bishop Thomas More did that to Henry the VIII - he got his head cut off!!!
(11 years ago)
No. I meant the humour! spicy.. @ChMotCh You've f*kin lost me there!
(11 years ago)
tee hee you get used to the bizzareness in here its what makes status so much fun
(11 years ago)
Oh I know it does spicy..lol
(11 years ago)
let the madness continue right
(11 years ago)
Thu, 31-May-12 5:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Hallo again, I know its Thursday but I have had great week so far,it's thanks to you NNuder's.. The word 'Netiquette' was used by someone earlier..Sometimes it's words that turn us on,don't you think?
Totally agreed...
(11 years ago)
Was it you who said it? Sx
(11 years ago)
Tue, 29-May-12 1:19 AM (11 years ago)
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- Bombing for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity -
Wish I could remember who came up with that? George Carlin?
(11 years ago)
My moto is "boobies, not bombs" smile
(11 years ago)
bomb the hell outta them fuck peace
(11 years ago)
It probably was George Carlin.. I heard Frankie Boyle say it not so long ago!
(11 years ago)
Tue, 4-Oct-11 11:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Ya know when people look at you,as if you've committed the worst crime in history when you beat them to the last seat on the bus?Well,if she hadn’t got herself pregnant,she could've ran a bit faster!
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Sat, 6-Aug-11 6:14 PM (12 years ago)
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'You make love like you decorate'I replied 'What slow with smooth strokes&professional finish?'NO'Like the bloody council,you just bang it up leave a right mess&I have to finish the fuckin job myself.
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Thu, 4-Aug-11 8:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Reality was invented by people without imagination..?
Thu, 4-Aug-11 7:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Hallo all you horny NNer's... I know it's a bit short notice, But because of the bad weather i'm off work today and i'd love to meet up with any NNer's who are in or around Beds/Herts/Essex area?
Sat, 16-Jul-11 4:17 PM (12 years ago)
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There's obviously a knack to meeting people on NN... It's not posting pictures of your cock or tribute pics, i know that much wink) Cum on sexy NNers, share your tips plz ?
oh and flirt with sensitivity wink
(12 years ago)
I always use sensodyne before coming on here smile
(12 years ago)
Thanks for the replies.. I'm taking note!
(12 years ago)
@ RC lol
(12 years ago)
I thank you smile
(12 years ago)
Wed, 20-Apr-11 2:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Any horny NN'rs want some sexy chat ?
Fri, 19-Nov-10 11:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Swollen Balls & A Hard Cock..I'm need instructions..HELP ?
I would open my mouth you slide you cock in and I suck it til you pop .....problem solved wink
(13 years ago)
Wed, 13-Oct-10 5:12 AM (13 years ago)
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My balls are empty.My sprayed my cum over manyNN pics.. Your all so horny. xx
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