HornyDoge's Recent Statuses
Mon, 9-Dec-19 5:55 PM
(4 years ago)
Sooo bored.....
Mon, 25-Nov-19 9:03 PM
(4 years ago)
*insert interesting quote*
Sun, 10-Nov-19 11:10 PM
(4 years ago)
So apparently I'm the only verified younger dude on here, so I must be extra special now, right?
Tue, 6-Aug-19 1:07 AM
(4 years ago)
Does anyone know the prices for premium? I’m too dumb to actually know where to check
Sat, 22-Jun-19 5:06 PM
(4 years ago)
What “ it cannot get any worse than this “ moment you’ve had that actually got worse? Weird question, but I’m really curious
Thu, 23-May-19 3:29 PM
(4 years ago)
Why is nobody addressing the elephant in the room, that is the recent overflow of fake profiles? Don't like seeing this comunity going downhill...
Sun, 19-May-19 4:07 PM
(4 years ago)
Had a nightmare about a dolphin that kept asking me to give him my beans! My subconsciousness sometimes amazes me...
Sun, 19-May-19 7:44 AM
(4 years ago)
Cold or hot showers, which one do you prefer?
Tue, 12-Mar-19 8:31 PM
(5 years ago)
I accidentally stepped on my dog's tail, so I have to treat him like a god for the rest of the day, so how are you, guys, doing?
Sat, 9-Mar-19 8:28 AM
(5 years ago)
Posted a pic two times necause i was a fucking idiot, any mod wants to take one down? ( thanks )
Mon, 4-Mar-19 10:40 PM
(5 years ago)
I wonder what cameras or phones you’re using for taking NN pics?
Mon, 25-Feb-19 10:02 PM
(5 years ago)
Back from a 2-3 week break from this site, not that anyone cares, but hey!
Thu, 14-Feb-19 8:39 PM
(5 years ago)
Everyone is telling " happy Valentine's Day " to each other, but no one tells St. Valentine happy birthday ):
Thu, 14-Feb-19 5:27 PM
(5 years ago)
So I don't know why, but I have pictures of other people on my profile now? I think it's a bug...
Thu, 14-Feb-19 5:19 PM
(5 years ago)
To all of my lonely dudes out there, I heard that Pornhub premium is free on Valentine's day......so.....beat your meats!
Wed, 13-Feb-19 4:27 PM
(5 years ago)
Wonder how dolphin cheese would taste like...
Tue, 12-Feb-19 7:23 PM
(5 years ago)
I named my stomach "Budapest"............because it's the capital of HUNGRY
Mon, 11-Feb-19 6:10 PM
(5 years ago)
To anyone looking to get rid of their wink alerts, go to this link
[Link] and check the alert setting on the bottom right ( on mobile )
Mon, 11-Feb-19 6:05 PM
(5 years ago)
Dear NN, no one likes your winks....signed, 99% of it's users
Sun, 10-Feb-19 9:57 PM
(5 years ago)
I'm just witing this because i don't want my older status to show up on my profile
Sun, 10-Feb-19 9:46 PM
(5 years ago)
So apparently Furries ( weird people who cosplay as animals while having sex or something) are now illegal in Germany and a few other European contries
Sat, 9-Feb-19 4:57 PM
(5 years ago)
If every woman wants oldrr guys, what am i good for then? My hand?
Thu, 7-Feb-19 9:12 PM
(5 years ago)
I hate it when I chat with somebody for a couple of days and then they ghost on me and start ignoring me, that's just plain rude
Wed, 6-Feb-19 8:08 PM
(5 years ago)
Any mod around here? There's an annoying dude in the chat
Mon, 4-Feb-19 7:54 PM
(5 years ago)
Should i shave? I don't really want to, but don't like the bushy cock either...
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