dishabiliophobia's Recent Statuses
Mon, 10-Feb-14 7:09 AM
(10 years ago)
Overcrowding at the local cemetary has reached crisis point. Concerned officials described the crisis as a grave situation.
Mon, 10-Feb-14 6:55 AM
(10 years ago)
I was thinking of hitting on the girl at my local cornershop. But I couldn't find the right angle...
Mon, 10-Feb-14 6:21 AM
(10 years ago)
Ahh the damnation which is getting incredibly comfortable only to need a piss five minutes later
Tue, 4-Feb-14 3:25 AM
(10 years ago)
Why is there no "men in underwear" category? I never know what one to choose.
Fri, 24-Jan-14 2:32 AM
(10 years ago)
The sun came out today. Which was surprising, as I would never have guessed it was gay.
Sun, 19-Jan-14 5:25 AM
(10 years ago)
My kingdom for a decent night of sleep
Wed, 1-Jan-14 9:18 PM
(10 years ago)
Let's have a little Sherlock then. Who else is watching?
Fri, 27-Dec-13 11:47 PM
(10 years ago)
I have to admire pornstars. They're always hard at work.
Sun, 15-Dec-13 6:45 AM
(10 years ago)
Fellow insomniacs: Only 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Wed, 28-Aug-13 1:21 AM
(10 years ago)
Got subjected to the weirdest chat-up routine this past weekend. Some girl came up to me and asked for my customer number.
Sun, 12-May-13 10:53 PM
(11 years ago)
Wed, 1-May-13 10:31 PM
(11 years ago)
they should rename this newbienudesforveterantrolls
Tue, 30-Apr-13 12:44 AM
(11 years ago)
My finger hurts, from scrolling too hard with the mouse...
Thu, 17-Jan-13 5:02 PM
(11 years ago)
Alright. It's been a while. What's been happening?
Mon, 3-Dec-12 7:49 AM
(11 years ago)
I may have conquered a new threshold. The first NN musical performance.
Sun, 2-Dec-12 8:02 PM
(11 years ago)
I just uploaded a vid... but it's entirely of the unexpected variety
Thu, 29-Nov-12 11:51 PM
(11 years ago)
I just had a 20 year-old inform me that I'm "not bad for a 31 year-old". I don't know whether to blush or weep inconsolably...
Thu, 29-Nov-12 5:38 AM
(11 years ago)
I tore my underwear doing the latest batch. Apparently they're not designed for this kind of work...
Tue, 27-Nov-12 11:33 PM
(11 years ago)
Shower pictures are extremely hard work
Tue, 27-Nov-12 9:51 PM
(11 years ago)
Who knew showers could be so nmuch fun?
Sun, 18-Nov-12 9:39 AM
(11 years ago)
Usual peak in to survey the carnage... Yep.
Fri, 16-Nov-12 4:12 AM
(11 years ago)
My most popular post is me entirely clothed, in a suit, fully buttoned-up to the top. Does this say something about me, the site, or the way women think?
Thu, 15-Nov-12 4:51 AM
(11 years ago)
Anyone still browse through the pictures feed? What's your favourite category?
Wed, 14-Nov-12 9:05 PM
(11 years ago)
FFS... actually did go to put the kettle on, only to discover I am out of milk. The humanity!
Wed, 14-Nov-12 3:06 AM
(11 years ago)
Something crazy just happened while I was lazing on the couch...
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