)Donald.Pump-old's Recent Statuses
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Sun, 21-Feb-16 4:13 AM (8 years ago)
It's after a very long work week that I'm so thankful I splurged on an expensive mattress.. Awhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh
Sat, 20-Feb-16 2:22 AM (8 years ago)
Well, time to go save lives, or people whose elbow has been hurting for 3 months and feel the emergency department is the best place to visit rather than their family dr
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Really?! So I shouldn't go to emerg cuz my toe is itchy?!
(8 years ago)
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Again, people didn't realize it was a poke at Dr.Pepper. And trumps an idiot right now so I think this ones more funny
(8 years ago)
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Fri, 19-Feb-16 11:44 PM (8 years ago)
Posts to fake peoples statuses = 1,387. Posts to real peoples statuses = 11
Sorry, the transition back to this name didn't go as planned
(8 years ago)
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Fri, 19-Feb-16 11:39 PM (8 years ago)
This wind is going to blow shit everywhere. Unfortunately the stuff that ends up in my yard isn't worth anything.
Thu, 18-Feb-16 11:17 PM (8 years ago)
Wooohooo looks like I'll be working an 80 hour week! You're welcome government $$$$
It takes a while to get it up so I need to work all the hours I can. I made £10 last week 
(8 years ago)
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Thu, 18-Feb-16 10:29 PM (8 years ago)
Will I get my pics deleted it I transfer them here from my other account that I wish to delete?
ask online help/support if they will do it for you.
(8 years ago)
Sat, 27-Nov-10 8:48 AM (13 years ago)
what do you do when the monkey is bad? you spank the monkey! how do you get a chicken to stop breathing? you choke the chicken!
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Fri, 26-Nov-10 1:49 PM (13 years ago)
A man surely invented Black Friday. And he did it because he enjoyed the silence from the wife being outta the house. Well done sir!
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