dannystaples's Recent Statuses
Fri, 17-Jan-20 9:05 AM
(4 years ago)
Need a coffee but I'll settle for a teabagging!
Wed, 5-Jun-19 11:47 AM
(4 years ago)
I learnt the phrase 'fanny gallop' from someone on here today. So its a productive day
Thu, 18-Apr-19 10:31 AM
(5 years ago)
Morning all. Who's learnt something about the opposite sex that you didn't know before [link removed] ?
Sat, 27-Oct-18 3:14 PM
(5 years ago)
Gasping for a cuppa, but I'd settle for a teabag!
Sat, 27-Oct-18 2:45 PM
(5 years ago)
Just run a hot bubble bath, fancy hopping in too?
Sat, 27-Oct-18 2:06 PM
(5 years ago)
Is it possible to grow out of wanking? Perhaps I just need some new ideas, any suggestions?
Fri, 8-Jun-18 1:38 PM
(5 years ago)
I tried Bikram yoga this week and I've been horny for days, is that normal?
Fri, 8-Jun-18 1:29 PM
(5 years ago)
Balls to Friday - hurry up the weekend!
Thu, 29-Mar-18 1:51 PM
(6 years ago)
Wanking at work! Who's a fan?
Thu, 29-Mar-18 12:39 PM
(6 years ago)
Would love a teabagging, but would settle for a cuppa
Wed, 18-Oct-17 2:28 PM
(6 years ago)
Here for the first time in 5 years, love what you've done with the place!
Fri, 3-Oct-14 8:08 AM
(9 years ago)
I haven't been here for so long.. Is there still some pervy love to be felt?!
Thu, 21-Nov-13 3:05 AM
(10 years ago)
Sure I'll sleep with someone first time after a date tonight, what's your magic advice so I can impress her in bed?
Mon, 2-Sep-13 1:03 PM
(10 years ago)
Hi, you beautiful bunch of pervs! How can I make Monday more fun?
Mon, 17-Dec-12 10:46 AM
(11 years ago)
So much fun doing my first tribute!
Mon, 17-Dec-12 10:46 AM
(11 years ago)
Wed, 8-Aug-12 8:41 AM
(11 years ago)
Why does exercise make me so horny? Anyone else?
Fri, 3-Aug-12 12:39 PM
(11 years ago)
Help, just found out it's national shag a stranger day, and I've only got a few hours left to find one. Anyone strange?
Fri, 3-Aug-12 8:59 AM
(11 years ago)
Love the taste of my wife just before she gets her period. Think I must have an iron deficiency!
Fri, 3-Aug-12 8:51 AM
(11 years ago)
Morning you kinky bunch
Thu, 2-Aug-12 3:45 PM
(11 years ago)
Always wondered how much the taste of cum varies between men
Thu, 2-Aug-12 2:59 PM
(11 years ago)
Ladies, do any of you genuinely enjoy a finger in your ass while you're being licked? Or do you just let us do it because we seem to like it so much?
Thu, 2-Aug-12 2:28 PM
(11 years ago)
I say balls get neglected and deserve to take centre stage occasionally. I love mine touch. Girls, do you like them or find them weird to touch?
Thu, 2-Aug-12 2:04 PM
(11 years ago)
Honestly, how important is size to you?
Thu, 2-Aug-12 9:49 AM
(11 years ago)
Hello you sexy lot. Show us your bums!
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