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	juicy

Fri, 3-May-24 12:16 AM (15 days ago)

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Today I learned there are people out there making jewelry from sperm

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	WendySilvia

sounds fishy

(15 days ago)

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	juicy

seriously. Look up jizz jewelry

(15 days ago)

	WendySilvia

pearl necklaces for everyone. ha

(15 days ago)

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	fetish69

How do I donate?

(15 days ago)

	juicy

In a baggy then ship it off!!

(15 days ago)

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	fetish69

That's no fun!

(15 days ago)

	juicy

But just imagine how impressed your wife/gf will be!

(15 days ago)

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	WendySilvia

lol Juicy

(15 days ago)

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	juicy

Look it up Wendy. The stuff is actually really nice. It might be fun to wear that lil secret should you care for the one who donated

(15 days ago)

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	fetish69

Well she'd have to help me fill the bag!

(15 days ago)

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	juicy

fetish, I am sure you are capable of doing it yourself to make it a real gift

(15 days ago)

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	fetish69

Good point and well made, I've had some prctice!

(15 days ago)

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	juicy

Nice to see you fetish

(15 days ago)

	fetish69

Haha, you too juicy! 😜

(15 days ago)

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	prettyfootjunkie

Perhaps I could corner the market as a raw materials supplier! The fortune I could have made over the years!

(15 days ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

Seems I missed my calling…the gems I’ve been simply wiping away for decades!

(14 days ago)

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	juicy

Start saving bim!! There is still time

(14 days ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

Actually juicy, it is too late…I got snipped nearly 30 years ago, so when I squirt there’s no actual sperm! 😂

(14 days ago)

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	tugking70

When i read your status, the first song to come to my mind, was ZZ Top, pearl necklace

(14 days ago)

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	juicy

If you look up jizz jewelry you will find that is appropriate

(14 days ago)

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	juicy

They might be able to work with you bim!

(14 days ago)

	tugking70

Custom jewelry made with your man's semen. Choose the design you want, and send us your semen in a spill-proof container. Please be very careful packaging it...

(14 days ago)

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	tugking70

That's what I found Ju..........

(14 days ago)

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	juicy

did you see pics of the final products? I was actually impressed

(14 days ago)

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	tugking70

*ask hot chick what kind of necklace is that..... She replies, my man's jizzzzzz.............

(14 days ago)

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	juicy

*wipes a tear* so sentimental!

(14 days ago)

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	tugking70

Wonder how many guys on NN quit sending nudles and just starts sending jizz jewelry............

(14 days ago)

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	juicy

They might get a slightly better response than random cock picks

(14 days ago)

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	tugking70

Some chicks on here would probably get a whole jewelry cabinet full, every morning they could select Tom, Dick or Harry's jizz to wear.......

(14 days ago)

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	clittylicker

Cum now!! That can't be right!

(14 days ago)

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	gpflem

I agree with clitty

(14 days ago)

	paul01224

So they've completed the circle now. Jewellery from human ashes has been around for a while, now you can get something from the other end of the journey.

(14 days ago)

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	ida_ho_103104

I can't help but wonder what you were searching for when you stumbled upon this little gem!

(14 days ago)

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	Laphroaigh

we're rich

(14 days ago)

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	smitten4u

I heard about women making yogurt out of vaginal discharge.

(14 days ago)

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	McPhallus

More reasons to save those Gelato containers. Gelsplatto...

(14 days ago)

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	Agent_K

Slippery Pendants?

(14 days ago)

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	paul01224

You been watching After Life Smittens? One of the episodes in the first season has something like that

(14 days ago)

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	hornyfukcer

Raffles a pearl necklace.

(14 days ago)

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	Jersey__Girl

Hiya, ju. Today I learned that the ice cream scoop was invented in 1930.

(14 days ago)

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	juicy

Hey JG. I learned TV was actually invented in 1927!

(14 days ago)

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	lennynatural

I was always interested in the history of TV, there were 2 competing formats.

(13 days ago)

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	juicy

The precursor to Beta vs VHS

(13 days ago)

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	juicy

Lenny should you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods...there is a TV museum in Toronto

(13 days ago)

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	lennynatural

It was actually more profound, mechanical TV vs electronic TV. The mechanical TV people thought electronic TV was not possible.

(13 days ago)

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	lennynatural

I bet that's fascinating, Ju.

(13 days ago)

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	juicy

I have not been and had forgotten about it until this conversation

(13 days ago)

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	lennynatural

I can't imagine computer screens etc if mechanical TV had prevailed.

(13 days ago)

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	juicy

There are several obscure museums around. The Bata shoe museum is interesting believe it or not

(13 days ago)

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	lennynatural

Now that's one I had never thought about.

(13 days ago)

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	juicy

People in the past had very tiny feet and wore incredibly uncomfortable shoes

(13 days ago)

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	lennynatural

I understand that early shoes were not right or left, one side fits both! I can imagine the lack of comfort.

(13 days ago)

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	juicy

Wonder what they would think if we were able to go back in time with a pair of New Balance walking shoes

(13 days ago)

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	lennynatural

They'd either make you their leader of accuse you of witchcraft!

(13 days ago)

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	juicy

Most likely the latter!

(13 days ago)

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	lennynatural

Yeah, people are slow to accept new ideas.

(13 days ago)

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	Built2Fuck

At least it’s something you can wear…

(13 days ago)