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	kevykev719

Wed, 30-Nov-22 1:47 PM (1 year ago)

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Fellas if you could be reincarnated as a woman, who would you be?

	captain__82

But then you'll be that person, and not remember being a hairy palmed fella.

(1 year ago)

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	TopCat57

God no! Hard enough being a mere man...fuck the other stuff wimmmiins have to bear!

(1 year ago)

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	TopCat57

I mean...periods, stupid boymen trying to get in your knickers, childbirth, dumbass lazy husbands, menopause, HRT...etc. etc, I just have to pull my pud occasionally : D

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

We definitely get the easier ride!

(1 year ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

We don't suffer man flu though, I've heard that's worse than anything we go through

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

I don't need to be I woman, I can just emulate them instead.

(1 year ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

I woman?

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

My brain was thinking ahead lol to what the next sentence was going to start with.

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

Or not sentence but after the comma to be precise.

(1 year ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Aghhh..the old multi-tasking problem

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

Or I was thinking of the song by Helen Reddy - I Am Woman

(1 year ago)

	Raven2005

Pardon me please to break in.. Hi there's SEB

Reporting a new chocie thingy that you might like....;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;0

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

Which is?

(1 year ago)

	TopCat57

I women...brilliant, you can switch them off when had enough nagging: D

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

Well this might be a little too much for her....

(1 year ago)

	Raven2005

It's a new Milka recipe....

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

iWomen are out of my price range and the accessories are not compatible with android women.

(1 year ago)

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	TopCat57

You can buy very small iwomen with flat heads...something to rest your beer on.....*hides*

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

Well screw that!

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

Are Women priced as per kilogram or in Pounds ?

(1 year ago)

	TopCat57

£'s : P

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

Neither, they are priceless.

(1 year ago)

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	TopCat57

^ Creep : D

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

Do fat one cost more than thin ones ?

(1 year ago)

	TopCat57

^ dear god! 0-o

(1 year ago)

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	Baron_EnBleak

"Fat ones" I didn't know David Brent used this site. Raven, have a little respect mate.

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

Joke... I don't mind paying more for chunck lamb chops for example

(1 year ago)

	TopCat57

Hand me that shovel, Raven....

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

Yes. I think that I will bury that one myselg

(1 year ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

*hits Raves with shovel

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

Milko Choco Brownie's for lovely thin SEB

(1 year ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Thank you but I'd still hit you with the shovel

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

...and stick a pitchfork through all his cans of beer.

(1 year ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

I think I still have the pitchfork I stol....uhm...found from Lenny's garden

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

I stol?

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

Bombards SEB and Emu with vintage McYuckies

in defence....

(1 year ago)

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	TopCat57

Think SEB is thinking about the stollen she bought by the kilo...: P

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

That crossed my mind too lol.

(1 year ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

The what now?

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

She's always got food on her mind.

(1 year ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Not always

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

You even dream of food in your sleep.

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

Well it would be hard to dream of it when you're awake!

(1 year ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

Day dream?

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

^ Got in there before you did.

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

OK...Empty glas that got forked

(1 year ago)

	Raven2005

Wonder how many Women want to be Men ?

(1 year ago)

	TopCat57

None.

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

A Woman took over Captain Kirk in Star Trek :

(1 year ago)

	TopCat57

That doesn't make them want to be a man, rather a strong woman

(1 year ago)

	Raven2005

Lucy Lawless play the perfect She-Man...

(1 year ago)

	TopCat57

No she plays a strong woman, that some men think as masculine.

(1 year ago)

	borolad11

Nina Simone! Class act.

(1 year ago)

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	smitten4u

^Out of all our records, Nina gets played the most. If I was woman I'd be my own woman, or maybe Selma Hayek

(1 year ago)

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