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Tue, 25-Jun-19 6:29 PM (4 years ago)
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Had sex in the woods the other day, my first time for that, it was great!
xxxLaurenxxx and GottaBeMe like this
Well done, you’ll be branching out next
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and monkeyboyXO like this
Treeific
(4 years ago)
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Take a leaf out of my book, don't get caught
(4 years ago)
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Did she play with your monkey nuts?
(4 years ago)
monkeyboyXO likes this
She did indeed smile
(4 years ago)
His twig and berries?
(4 years ago)
Cherries?
(4 years ago)
No thanks,I'm not keen on them
(4 years ago)
I like them when they are not £12 a pound.
(4 years ago)
Wow where are you shopping?
(4 years ago)
That's what they were in Tesco last week.
(4 years ago)
Wow they're expensive
(4 years ago)
Might have been a Kg
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
The teddy bear picnic has evolved a bit
(4 years ago)
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Teddy bare?
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and Gessexold like this
I was gonna say that one essex,but i couldn't think what it was called lol
(4 years ago)
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You made a meal out of that!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I'm hoping to go back for seconds smile
(4 years ago)
Stop nic pic king emu
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Wood I?
(4 years ago)
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I treely believe you wood
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Barking mad you lot.
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and SexyEnglishBabe like this
No we're knot
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and hornyfukcer like this
It's a corker!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Oak k enough tree puns
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and SexyEnglishBabe like this
The root of this will grow on ya
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
was it morning wood...
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sorry,we will palm down
(4 years ago)
wild_2 and hornyfukcer like this
Hijack and the beanstalk
(4 years ago)
Throws a grow bag at everyone
(4 years ago)
Grow up
(4 years ago)
But I. Just a mere sapling love
(4 years ago)
Sorry petal
(4 years ago)
Ok blossom
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Maybe we can branch out to other types of jokes?
(4 years ago)
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Doubtful heath
(4 years ago)
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