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Wed, 12-Jun-19 6:22 PM (4 years ago)
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This is the most boring sex site we've ever been on . What a bunch of boring people .
forreal54 likes this
We all have our opinions,shame for you that yours won't matter
(4 years ago)
paramour likes this
What a way to win friends and make the site more exciting.
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
You get out of it what you put into it.
(4 years ago)
Plus you've only been here 6 weeks.
(4 years ago)
Well if you don't like it be sure to runs fast so the door doesn't hit you on the way out.grin
(4 years ago)
paramour likes this
In one way it's a sexual site, in another it's a people posting, chatting, interacting site, sorry it didn't cum up to your expectations, exit door is over there>>>: )
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
As to boring people? I have met some great, interesting, wonderful people here, each to their own, leave if you don't like it...WE do: )
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and flitterbee like this
I'm here for the gardening tips and recipes.
(4 years ago)
We have gardening tips?
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and lennynatural like this
yis
(4 years ago)
Lenny has a pitchfork, I never disagree with him....
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and lennynatural like this
That pitchfork scares me
(4 years ago)
Lenny is the epitome of a gentleman, no need to be scared: )
(4 years ago)
im here to perv pics the likes of topcat57 posts... they is hawt as hell wink
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 and lennynatural like this
I wasn't on about Lenny,it's the pitchfork that scares me
(4 years ago)
flitterbee and lennynatural like this
Are TopCat57's pics invisible?
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
His pitchfork is made from jelly, I know, I sent him it...
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
you need a secret key, have you not been given that yet seb? topcat... give it to her will ya ffs wink
(4 years ago)
*licks Lenny's pitchfork
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 and lennynatural like this
My pics are deleted by the mods, just before I post them....bastids!
(4 years ago)
flitterbee and lennynatural like this
*cries...why wasn't i given the secret key?
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
1234 ...my secret key...
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Oh great i can't count,i'll be here for days with the secret key
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Try abcd...I forget which cunning secret key I used...
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
ummm seb me dear, ya dont need to count it, just press the buttons to open them wink
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
topcat has lots of buttons to press wink
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Ohhh of course flitt...duh!
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
TC please, why so formal?
(4 years ago)
oh i was making sure everyone knew who i was talking bout
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
well the original status poster at least anyway wink
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Infamy, infamy!
(4 years ago)
What you say,TopCat57?
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
ffs...*mutters about bints*
(4 years ago)
*Google's bints
(4 years ago)
SEB, I have the pitchfork to protect you. What gardening problems would you like solved today?
(4 years ago)
Oh...i would like to know the process of how to plant my own onions please
(4 years ago)
Hello?...did i scare Lenny away?
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
he finding his how to plant onion manual
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
He's Googling how to plant onions so he can look impressive on status. grin
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I think you're both right lol
(4 years ago)
Plant onion manual lol...i laughed louder at that than i should have lol
(4 years ago)
flitterbee and EmuLater like this
He'll be back to give you his pitch with forked tongue!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You get your onion sets, prepare the soil by working it with a tiller or a pitch fork, add organic matter to it, work it in well, run a string down the row so you can set the onions in a straight row
(4 years ago)
Laughed so much the onion manual made you cry! tongue
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Lol yes i was crying
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Thanks Lenny
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Use the end of a sharpie to poke a hole in the soil, place an onion in there, cover with soil just enough to cover the tip (maybe 1/8 inch), give a little drink of water, just a little at this point.
(4 years ago)
Repeat until all your onions are planted.
(4 years ago)
What am i giving a little drink to,the sharpie or the onion?
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
the sharpie of course seb
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sharpies need water too!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Talking of drink, *puts kettle on.
(4 years ago)
The onions, I forgot to say, give it the drink before you set the onion in the hole, Poke hole, add a little water, onion then firm up the soil
(4 years ago)
and THAT'S how it's done!
(4 years ago)
"That's the way to do it."
(4 years ago)
Thanks Lenny
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
You're welcome, SEB wink
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
The most boring status I ever read. I yawned so much ,my jaw fell off.
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Picks bottom jaw up off floor, there you go G
(4 years ago)
Gessexold likes this
* intercepts
(4 years ago)
Lenny if I substitute a bacon bit for the onion set and follow the rest of the steps can I grow a pork chop?
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Well, this site isnt for everyone. Not everyone can have good taste.
(4 years ago)
Nude site anyway, not a sex site.
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
cmp, I'm not sure. Why take a chance and ruin bacon?
(4 years ago)
Hard to believe there's no sexy women looking to hook up with another sexy woman .
(4 years ago)
Have you tried the young beautiful scam artist girls? they all seem to be bi-sexual...
(4 years ago)
cmp304, Mr_Vein and Artistic like this
First time you've logged back in for 276 days?
(4 years ago)
Once again, no one wants a single male! I'll just go sit quietly in my corner.
(4 years ago)
I tend to find that when some else so readily complaints about the boredom coming from others it more do shows issues within the person speaking and what not
(4 years ago)
Artistic, cath68, EmuLater and cmp304 like this
why would a woman with a brain look for a woman on a site with less than 10% women?? we might be boring, but you look kinda stupid...just sayin
(4 years ago)
cath68 and cmp304 like this
It would be nice if people were considerate enough to read someone's profile before you send a message or friend request . Haven't seen so many immature men since high school
(4 years ago)
If NN is so boring to you, why do you keep coming back?
(4 years ago)
I learnt how to grow onions in this status all those days ago lol
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Praps it's the social distancing wots done it wink
(4 years ago)
The wonder of status... Tomorrow it will be grow your own strawberries.
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Or SweetEnglishBlueberries
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You can be bored. Start another status though, you, know, for our fun smile
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
This status is only 285 days old!
(4 years ago)
Bonnieluvssex did throw down ten hrs ago. musta been a very dull axe
(4 years ago)
But she’s still here
(4 years ago)