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	englishwoman

Sun, 24-Jan-16 12:49 AM (8 years ago)

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Pissed as a fart...... NIGHT

CrunchyPB and cheekypaul like this

	Artistic

thats a saying??

(8 years ago)

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	LOVEXXXPORN

Good night

(8 years ago)

	steelrat60

NNight

(8 years ago)

	tigersteaks

If you piss when you fart, maybe don't push so hard.

(8 years ago)

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	awesome2

what if u fart when u piss?

(8 years ago)

	tigersteaks

Well, it's a good place for it...

(8 years ago)

	awesome2

farting in the shower then? well....i guess the acoustics are good

(8 years ago)

	tigersteaks

It's the best way to do a spot on Morrissey impression.

(8 years ago)

	lynskey

and the daffodils?

(8 years ago)

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	tigersteaks

Stick them in afterwards, otherwise you get a kazoo-like tone.

(8 years ago)

	lynskey

ah...that was his secret then

(8 years ago)

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	lynskey

lol,do ya know the relevance?

(8 years ago)

	tigersteaks

Heaven knows I'm on the top of the pops now.

(8 years ago)

	tigersteaks

*arse bush*

(8 years ago)

	lynskey

google is a wonderful thing eh

(8 years ago)

	tigersteaks

I'm nothing if not obsessed with the bands that I love. I didn't need a google to know that Moz likes to draw a bullseye on his butthole.

(8 years ago)

	lynskey

you gotta luv him though, da eeeejit..

(8 years ago)

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	tigersteaks

He's kind of a fuckwit these days... If he could just shut up and sing I'd like him a lot more.

(8 years ago)

	lynskey

tbh it was his era and genre,along with rap,in the 80s that switched me off music and listening to the radio..

(8 years ago)

	tigersteaks

I never listened to the radio. I feel like I missed out.

(8 years ago)

	lynskey

at your age, you missed nothing

(8 years ago)