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Fri, 13-Sep-13 12:04 PM (10 years ago)
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In order to have a good marriage the fights should be clean and the sex should be dirty. wink Lets all play dirty!
one important part? you mother in law should be preferably cremated?
(10 years ago)
ahh you mean shower befote sex..
(10 years ago)
Well, hubs favorite line is "If I wash it will you suck it." When I laugh and say no he says "Dirty Cocksucker....." I walk right into it every stinking time! Lol!
(10 years ago)
lol..so its true when you say no you mean yes
(10 years ago)
does it hurt your eye when you walk into it
(10 years ago)
Oh heck. Most of the time no is no. And, if it was a LITTERAL walk into it.....it wouldnt poke me in the eye.....just saying.....
(10 years ago)
oh so you would catch it
(10 years ago)
Oh, good lord! You are in prime form this morning Boom my friend! Lol! I could find better things to do with it than catch it.
(10 years ago)
oh so you wont wash it when you catch it in your eye
(10 years ago)
Well, there is somthing to be said for a quick spit wash. Works well when you are in a bind.
(10 years ago)
lol...well washing is not gonna help you allergy to nuts..or tea bags or shellfish
(10 years ago)
LMAO! I dont have allergies.......remember. And, if I did I would just take an Allegra. Problem.......solved!
(10 years ago)
hey did I tell you im a vigin...allergic to those to huh
(10 years ago)
Not allergic to anything. Nothing at all.........I can play any game I want without breaking out in a rash. Some do make it harder to breathe than others though.
(10 years ago)
let's all marry each other!
(10 years ago)