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	captainkurk

Sat, 27-May-23 11:48 PM (354 days ago)

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Bored. Disappointed with humans. Anybody brighten my day?

	gingersnap75

I shall tap dance for you.

(354 days ago)

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	LOVEXXXPORN

^^ If he refuses you can count on me to accept your offer

(354 days ago)

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	ZippyMilf

As a human myself, doubt I could brighten your day. Music, even that made by humans, seems to do the trick for me. Perhaps it will for you as well? 😁

(353 days ago)

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	captainkurk

Mon, 18-Jul-22 12:51 PM (1 year ago)

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Still here

	MrsTrellis

The rumours of you disappearing into your own black hole were obviously exaggerated

(1 year ago)

	bimarriedbottom

Well Cap’n, been banging any green aliens lately? 😆

(1 year ago)

	captainkurk

Sun, 28-Jun-20 6:32 PM (3 years ago)

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I want a house

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	Artistic

i want a mini RV

(3 years ago)

	Backwardswestern

I want a life size Artistic

(3 years ago)

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	exiled3826

I’d rather have the real Arty for lots and lots of cuddling and ideally another cuddle or six

(3 years ago)

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	Artistic

(3 years ago)

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	exiled3826

Well I would lady Arty as I remember you being the only one it that que a while back and that’s all yours and nothing else as I’m but a simple soul with simple needs and that’s it these days

(3 years ago)

	captainkurk

Sat, 9-Jan-16 2:12 PM (8 years ago)

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I need a new apartment. I actually want to rent a house...

	EmuLater

So can't you rent a house?

(8 years ago)