)iPhoenix66's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 10-Aug-21 5:35 AM (2 years ago)
Six birds in one hand, half a dirty bakers dozen in the other. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw babies out with their bath water, and the grass is always treasured in another mans trash
Wed, 4-Aug-21 4:20 AM (2 years ago)
How many times can I shake it before it's considered playing with it?
Official etiquette demands that more than three times constitutes self abuse.
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Fri, 30-Jul-21 7:40 AM (2 years ago)
Him: Would you like me to push your stool in for you? Her: Let's see how dinner goes first.
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Sun, 18-Jul-21 6:41 AM (2 years ago)
Every Triangle is a love Triangle, when you love Triangles" - Pythagoras
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Mon, 12-Jul-21 10:22 AM (2 years ago)
I would love to tell you that you're beautiful, but beauty is on the inside, and I haven't been inside of you yet.
