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batista69's Recent Statuses
Wed, 10-Apr-13 2:05 PM (11 years ago)
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any1 in jersey, channel islands looking for fun give me a shout. thanks
Fri, 15-Mar-13 2:19 AM (11 years ago)
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anyone from channel islands give me a shout
Sat, 26-Jan-13 9:58 AM (11 years ago)
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good morning everyone
rhinostool likes this
morning!
(11 years ago)
Sat, 29-Dec-12 1:32 AM (11 years ago)
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hate it when people dont state where they are from on their profiles
rhinostool and FreeToWander like this
i get stalked by men wink
(11 years ago)
for obvious reasons Doo
(11 years ago)
True rock...have a friend here that had problems so she changed the location as to stop the weird messages...easy remedy...ask them smile
(11 years ago)
ye they want to bang my wife lmao
(11 years ago)
well I wouldnt use that as my opening line to them CFMN, I would try to relax them a bit first before they have to worry about me stalking them
(11 years ago)
Sat, 8-Dec-12 4:29 PM (11 years ago)
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so bored
Sat, 8-Dec-12 4:21 PM (11 years ago)
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anyone in UK?
blue_uk likes this
Yeah, about 62,641,000 people actually. smile
(11 years ago)
No, it was evacuated due to a zombie outbreak....you're the only one left!!! smile
(11 years ago)
thats willing to come for a nsa fuck?
(11 years ago)
You wanna fuck a zombie?? You can't handle them, they'll eat you up!!! smile
(11 years ago)
lol
(11 years ago)
Tue, 4-Sep-12 10:23 PM (11 years ago)
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holiday fast approaching hehe
Sat, 21-Jul-12 12:39 PM (11 years ago)
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bored
Sat, 21-Jul-12 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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horny male, will masturbate on cam for woman
mmm hot sugar!
(11 years ago)
hi alicia
(11 years ago)
It could seep into the cam chips...
(11 years ago)
Which are also called chips over the Pond...
(11 years ago)
Thu, 5-Jul-12 3:21 PM (11 years ago)
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so horny, dnt know what to do
Thu, 5-Jul-12 3:09 PM (11 years ago)
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hello everyone, hope ur having fun
hello x
(11 years ago)
hi lil bunz, hows u? x
(11 years ago)
Will be soon hubby home in 10 wink
(11 years ago)
Sat, 26-May-12 10:00 AM (11 years ago)
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anyone fancy a chat ?
narr never been attracted to chats. I like chats but I would t say I fancy them
(11 years ago)
^^^^ smoking elephant dung
(11 years ago)
wink
(11 years ago)
Sat, 5-May-12 1:44 PM (12 years ago)
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any1 wanna come play?
Sat, 14-Apr-12 8:52 AM (12 years ago)
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any1 know of any good sites like similar to this 1?
Sat, 14-Apr-12 8:49 AM (12 years ago)
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this site is getting boring
I'm not bored, anyone else bored?
(12 years ago)
not me, i have a vivid imagination
(12 years ago)
Sat, 14-Apr-12 8:41 AM (12 years ago)
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any girls from uk fancy a chat?
Sat, 14-Apr-12 12:00 AM (12 years ago)
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any1 from channel islands?
Fri, 6-Apr-12 11:56 PM (12 years ago)
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bored, any1 from uk fancy a chat?
Sat, 3-Mar-12 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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ready to cum and no1 to cum over
Sat, 3-Mar-12 1:22 AM (12 years ago)
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bored
*hands u a book how to grow veg* ;-P
(12 years ago)
Sat, 25-Feb-12 12:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Every time you create a text message you increase your chances of arthritis. .......... fuck im gonna stop txt people lol
Sat, 25-Feb-12 12:48 AM (12 years ago)
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10% of all women registered for computer dating are teachers.
i wonder why
(12 years ago)
Oi what ya trying to say?
(12 years ago)
Sat, 25-Feb-12 12:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
Was he around then?
(12 years ago)
yep.....he died in 1955
(12 years ago)
Sat, 25-Feb-12 12:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed.
so*
(12 years ago)
Wetas are EVIL sad(
(12 years ago)
with white wine sauce and garlic
(12 years ago)
no they're not wode...but sure do scare the shit outta you when they climb in bed
(12 years ago)
a bug that ugly an fomidable has to be EVIL, I's tells ya smile)
(12 years ago)
Sat, 25-Feb-12 12:36 AM (12 years ago)
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It is considered bad luck to bring bananas on a fishing boat. It supposedly scares away the fish.
Whaaaaaaaat? I've been fishing my entire life and never heard that lol
(12 years ago)
there u go mate
(12 years ago)
Me either Mars. I looked it up though, true superstition. Started in 1800's apparently.
(12 years ago)
Go figure .... wonder if that explains my bad fishing days smile
(12 years ago)
Guess ima have to sell my banana boat tongue
(12 years ago)
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