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Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:01 PM (29 days ago)
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HE IS RISEN. “He” of course is my penis. Haha you thought I meant Jesus???? Happy Easter! Or whatever you’re into!
Ok, who had 1pm BST in the “When will the first ‘he is risen’ joke be made?” sweepstake?
(29 days ago)
MrsTrellis and McPhallus like this
It’s only 8:00 am Eastern…I’m kind of surprised I’m the first, I did scroll down a bit to check. Oh well. Still good for a chuckle, right? 🤣🤣🤣
(29 days ago)
anonymouspisces and smitten4u like this
Absolutely. I was disappointed it took this long!
(29 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
So did he see his shadow this year or not???
(29 days ago)
MrsTrellis and McPhallus like this
Happy Easter bimarried 💋
(29 days ago)
Glad I kept this one in my head.
(29 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
I might add the 2nd cumming also occurred, truly a blessed day at my age! 🤣🤣🤣 No doubt AGR is baking some deliciousness!
(29 days ago)
"He" is about to be chopped off and ascend to heaven scared tongue raspberry w00t
(28 days ago)