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Mon, 12-Oct-20 7:52 PM (3 years ago)
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Hickory Dickory Dock..........wrong answers only please
Tahca likes this
I once tripped over a rock
(3 years ago)
How big's your cock?
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 and Tahca like this
Did you just misspell cock, SEB?
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
She trips over her own sock.
(3 years ago)
...sang Waterman, Aitken and Stock.
(3 years ago)
EmuLater and GeorgiaBoy1973 like this
*checks spelling
(3 years ago)
this bitch was sucking my cock...oh wait, that's actually a line from an Andrew Dice Clay comedy routine. Never mind...
(3 years ago)
*hits lenny wit his left croc
(3 years ago)
Now I did missspell
(3 years ago)
And ahgain
(3 years ago)
EmuLater and GeorgiaBoy1973 like this
I'll meet you round the block.
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
*leaves
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
ohhh age show hh69....ohhh age show rl LOL
(3 years ago)
*follows SEB, wants left croc back*
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
The shepherd is tending his flock.
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
I haven't got all day emu. Tick tock
(3 years ago)
EmuLater and GeorgiaBoy1973 like this
I'll bring a bottle of hock.
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
hick expensive and i don't think it would make a good dock unsure
(3 years ago)
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I'll wear my series frock
(3 years ago)
EmuLater and GeorgiaBoy1973 like this
#sexiest
(3 years ago)
EmuLater and GeorgiaBoy1973 like this
Then we can run amok.
(3 years ago)
SEB's falling out of her frock?
(3 years ago)
ory and throw a "s " on the back of expensive blush
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
Yes, she is, it happened after she tripped on the cock.
(3 years ago)
I've already called for the doc.
(3 years ago)
Cooking her dinner in my wok.
(3 years ago)
Amuck rhymes with Fok, surely?
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
Lenny is missing a croc
(3 years ago)
Does anyone give a fok?
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
always in the gutter you folk rolleyes
(3 years ago)
lip2lip, GeorgiaBoy1973 and Tahca like this
Yes, good thing I have extras. *ponders how many m&m's it will cost to retrieve that missing croc*
(3 years ago)
I'm keeping her home under lock.
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
m&m cost more LOL
(3 years ago)
*offers Kenny a sl
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
What a shock
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
*offers Lenny a spare Birkenstock
(3 years ago)
I've been offered a part playing Spock.
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Knock knock
(3 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
RL, still not as bad as remembering Richard Pryor or Redd Foxx standup routines wink
(3 years ago)
Who's there, must be the doc.
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
i loved those guys fp
(3 years ago)
Anyone know a good jok?
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
No it's Dr Spock
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
Yes Emu, I know one.
(3 years ago)
I'm posting this thread on Tik Tok.
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
Behave yourself, do not mock!
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
Visits Scotland to see the ness's loch.
(3 years ago)
Can anyone open this lock?
(3 years ago)
EmuLater and GeorgiaBoy1973 like this
do, ray, me and this berings us back to cock i mean dock w00t
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
You won't escape, it's an unpickable lock.
(3 years ago)
The lock can only be opened with a cock.
(3 years ago)
LN now makes it a rap with a cap wich is the same tic and tock boi cool
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
The mouth sucked on a cock
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 and Tahca like this
The mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one, the mouse fell off, right into my sock.....drat !I was just about to use that sock...
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse ran out my ass ... no?
(3 years ago)
eddie_aust and GeorgiaBoy1973 like this
in fairness she has a nice ass smile
(3 years ago)
Hickory Dickory Dock, you know how to lock? my dick fell out of the cage, must be old age
(3 years ago)
The moss is smaller than my cock
(3 years ago)
GeorgiaBoy1973 likes this