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	JT371

Sun, 12-Jan-20 1:39 PM (4 years ago)

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Need someone to play with

	SexyEnglishBabe

Gets her Monopoly board game...come on then

(4 years ago)

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	maraff

Who's gonna be the top hat?

(4 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

You can if you like,i'll be the old boot

(4 years ago)

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	maraff

Shirley Knott

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

I don't know her but she can play too

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

We need more players

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Not what most wimmins say,lol

(4 years ago)

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	2knude

I will probably be in jail alot so I will pass

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

You will pass go?

(4 years ago)

	maraff

I will 'ave his 50 squids then

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

It's my board game so i'm having it

(4 years ago)

	maraff

I'll fight you for it?

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

You're on...*takes her teef out*

(4 years ago)

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	maraff

"inserts protection to groin area as I presume you'll fight dirty*

(4 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

*gets early punch in as raff adjusts his area*

(4 years ago)

happyhumper69 and GottaBeMe like this

	maraff

*pretends to be floored but sneakily puts hotels on Mayfair and Park Lane as SEB is distracted*

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

*Steals all raff's money as he puts hotels on*....ooops someone is bankrupt

(4 years ago)

	maraff

*tears stream down face too as the full impact of SEBs low blow takes effect*

(4 years ago)

	anon_a_moose69

under the boardwalk that's where I pee

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

*laughs so hard at raff crying that she falls back on to the board,sending hotels and money flying

(4 years ago)

	maraff

"Hopefully awaits relieving massage to aforementioned groin area *

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

*throws ice pack to raff,accidentally hitting him in the groin area*

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Ooooh such cruelty,not like a woman to be like that eh? (yeah right)

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

It was an accident....honest

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Of course I believe you. *Counteracts shrivellage from the ice and pain with the low blow by inserting a hot water bottle to the affected area.

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

This friendly board game turned very quickly lol

(4 years ago)

	maraff

So I notice,along with a total lack of sympathy in my plight.

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Hey...you wanted to fight...you don't get sympathy if you start it and lose it

(4 years ago)

	maraff

You frightened JT371 off anyway *says me in a high pitched voice*

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

I scared him away?....i was being friendly bringing my board game...you're the one who threw your handbag at me

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Ooooh I bloody loves 'er in a dom mood

(4 years ago)

	maraff

It's my best 'andbag too

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Sebs you being scary ?

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Well now you've broken your strap on it...needs fixing

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Don't they call it a crutch bag ,lol,how relevant

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

haha...put ice in it and heal your crutch

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Me scary?...never lol

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

(4 years ago)

	maraff

*installs it gingerly with a discernable lack of testicular fortitude* .

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

suits you raff

(4 years ago)

	maraff

No clash with my high heels then?

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Heels match perfectly but i'd lose the earrings

(4 years ago)

	maraff

fair enough,*puts extra lippy on*

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

hmmm wrong shade

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Pffffft 'ows about this dark purple shade then ? Classy or wot? OR

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

classy if you're gonna be hanging around the street corner at 6pm

(4 years ago)

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	maraff

that's exactly the plan, whatever else

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Oh...well then you look great...but i'd shave the tache,unless that's the look you are going for

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Nooo,I get told it's very fetching

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Well then i think you're set for a good night out

(4 years ago)

	maraff

deffo gonna fill my boots now

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

wait wait wait...i didn't notice...why are you wearing boots?....where did the heels go?

(4 years ago)

	maraff

<pictures in Cosmo next week

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

ermmm....awkward...but cosmo rung me and cancelled....but i did get you half a page in take a break

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Do they offer more than Hello magazine? Cos Harry and Megan are messing them about nowadays and they have a seven page slot .

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

I did ask them but they were only willing to offer you the back cover

(4 years ago)

	maraff

<needs a new agent

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

What...why....but....you would drop me even after i got you that your picture on the toilet wall of the local train station bathroom?

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

that your picture...oh dear

(4 years ago)

	maraff

true but you didn't get my "best side" onnit

(4 years ago)

	maraff

you know how I fret about my wonkey eye

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

I tried my best...but we have to be honest,your wonky eye is your best feature

(4 years ago)

	maraff

"flutters eyelashes " Really?

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Don't do that,your eye looks weird

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

I really need to work on my compliments lol

(4 years ago)

	maraff

*cancels my team of shrinks and counsellors now then *

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Sure looks as that thing needs female attention..Could be even bigger than mine...

...

(4 years ago)

	maraff

*makes final will and testament and looks for a high building*

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Am i still fired?

(4 years ago)

	maraff

Well, I am just going to the boozer for some dutch courage before I jump ,so if don't return,you will know the answer.

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Na Still waiting to shoot yers

.xx...

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

If the high building is the pub then you'll just break your leg

(4 years ago)