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	McDoo

Tue, 1-Oct-19 3:27 PM (4 years ago)

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My girl left me last night... I don't know wtf I'm even trying to do but here we go..

	cedar19

Hang in there. Another door opens when one closes. You may just not notice it because of the noise.

(4 years ago)

	cath68

She left you on the day you joined this site? Maybe that had something to do with it...

(4 years ago)

	McDoo

I joined this site the day she left me.

(4 years ago)

	cath68

oh, rebound porn then? you can't have been too upset....

(4 years ago)

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	McDoo

Rebound porn sounds better than my lack of a plan. Just because I hide it well doesn't mean I'm not in pieces.

(4 years ago)

	cath68

i hope it wasn't your absolutely enormous penis that drove her away...

(4 years ago)

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	McDoo

It can be quite intimidating to the uninitiated

(4 years ago)

	cath68

but sadly no pics to prove, a genuine 9.5 inches would be truly huge, bigger than the biggest porn stars

(4 years ago)

	McDoo

You caught me.. I lied.. 2 inches of screaming terror. *parts crotch*

(4 years ago)

	cath68

there you go..... honesty is always the best policy..

(4 years ago)

	McDoo

You should tell her that line.. but stay tuned...dick pics are coming.. dick pics are coming

(4 years ago)

	cath68

we'd rather see all of you.. (except face if you don't want to)..... there are already enough dick pics here...

(4 years ago)

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	McDoo

*Furiously clicks cancel send button* yeah, you7 wouldn't wanna see my ugly mug anyway.

(4 years ago)

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	cath68

We'll take your word for it... but we do want to see proof of that monumental penis tho...

(4 years ago)

	McDoo

I'll upload some in a bit, I'll comment here or something when I do

(4 years ago)

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	McDoo

I did not have much motivation today for the pics..But I said I would. so meh

(4 years ago)

	cath68

well thanks for doing a couple but i think you need to measure again....

(4 years ago)

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	McDoo

Maybe if I had the proper motivation and actuall care to do the job.. Don't let your faith run flacid I just need the proper motivation.

(4 years ago)

	TopCat57

No shame in admitting you used NN inches....

(4 years ago)

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	cath68

mcdoo.... i don't need faith to know that you're nowhere near 9.5 inches, you're not the first and won't be the last but be honest and people will respect you for it...

(4 years ago)

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	TopCat57

My todger is entirely average in length, never measured it, don't care, have two kids, it worked, made a few women moan........."why is it not bigger'

It's what is between your ears, not your legs:

(4 years ago)

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	cath68

TC- perfectly put..

(4 years ago)

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	AdeleGingerRaine

I think I need to go back my eye doctor because one of your pictures seems a bit low focus in a certain area and besides why do they 9 inches when 5 to 6 inches is a great size

(4 years ago)

	AdeleGingerRaine

*why do they choose 9 inches I mean

(4 years ago)

	cath68

not happy with 9 in this case Adele, he went for 9.5!

(4 years ago)

	AdeleGingerRaine

Forgot to say "You bounce back quick" last thing I wanted to do is be around anyone the last time I got dumped.

(4 years ago)

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	EmuLater

What makes you mad and sad? "Lies" lol!

(4 years ago)

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	McDoo

I thought all the dicks were supposed to go on the photo page

(4 years ago)