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	stretch

Wed, 23-Jan-19 11:11 PM (5 years ago)

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I hope everyone notices that Ol' Uncle Stretch ain't complaining about nothing. No sir, he only says what he is supposed to. Happy happy joy joy.

lennynatural, GottaBeMe, Artistic, Raven2005 and steelrat60 like this

	MrsTrellis

Fuck you and everyone who rode up on the horse that looks like you

(5 years ago)

stretch, tugking70, GottaBeMe and lip2lip like this

	stretch

See, just how it is supposed to be.

(5 years ago)

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	stretch

Yep, yep, yep. Still behavin' Boss.

(5 years ago)

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	GottaBeMe

*pats stretch on head* good boy!

(5 years ago)

	stretch

Doubt me , will ya?

(5 years ago)

	Artistic

You just smooth as as as,,,bacon

(5 years ago)

	stretch

Hey gal, I hope all is well with you.

(5 years ago)

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	Artistic

Had a mutt tummie night pass yesterday night, but this one was cool, phew

(5 years ago)

	stretch

I had a walk in the forest with a mutt today. William was very well behaved. Probably do it again tomorrow, even if he isn't that well behaved, just because he really tries.

(5 years ago)

	Artistic

Does he enjoy grass rubbing? I have lawn 3 m from my front door

(5 years ago)

	stretch

He enjoys sniffing everything on this planet and being fed treats for walking up and sitting down without being asked to do either.

(5 years ago)

	Artistic

Lol how old now?

(5 years ago)

	stretch

William just turned 3. Simon just turned 14.

(5 years ago)

	Artistic

Oh already 3 i thought he was a pupper, not thar he cant think he is

(5 years ago)

	stretch

William has only been here a couple of months. Second home. Everyone wins.

(5 years ago)

	stretch

Gotta log out for now. Impractical Jokers are in London!!!!

(5 years ago)

	stretch

Hmmmmmmmmm.

(4 years ago)

	MrsTrellis

Asshat

(4 years ago)

	lennynatural

You still happy, Stretch?

(4 years ago)

	stretch

I'm fuckin chuffed Lenny. How about yourself?

(4 years ago)

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	juicy

Hey bacon!

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Hey Ju!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(4 years ago)

	lennynatural

I'm good, Stretch.

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Good to hear.

(4 years ago)

	juicy

(4 years ago)

	MrsTrellis

Well just ignore me then

(4 years ago)

	juicy

we are doing our best mucking

(4 years ago)

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	stretch

Absolutely impossible Muck. I wake up with raging boners because of you.

(4 years ago)

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	MrsTrellis

I know that's not true

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Just this morning.................

(4 years ago)

	MrsTrellis

A week late ......

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Shit happens.

(4 years ago)

	MrsTrellis

BPP

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Brazoria Pussy Posse?

(4 years ago)

	MrsTrellis

British Partay Pooper

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Barking Patterdale Poopay?

(4 years ago)

	AdeleGingerRaineOLD

hello stretch

(4 years ago)

	stretch

See, lookie here, everyone's best friend!

(4 years ago)

	MrsTrellis

You need a dog

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Simon said arf.

(4 years ago)

	Artistic

Bark bark

(4 years ago)

	stretch

ARRROOOOOOO.

(4 years ago)

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	Raven2005

Great that you have called in streach..Hope your fine

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Yep Rave, just doing my thing.

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Good for you stretch..Good show

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Founder member and a 15 Badge..Your have my respects...

(4 years ago)

	stretch

<<<<< Old School Perv!

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Good for you !

(4 years ago)

	stretch

And you sir???? You haven't hurt anyone with that schlong have you?

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Well I tend to wave my feathers about a little in here and push foward reforms....I get some results

(4 years ago)

	stretch

Just be careful with that monster when you are out and about slinging it.

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

thank you for your advise...Those females enjoy it..

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

*advice..

(4 years ago)

	MrsTrellis

Ravers, is English your first language?

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

errr yes..English English, not American Eunglish..What's yours ?

(4 years ago)

	MrsTrellis

Christmasese of course

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Of course.. muc..How ever could I have missed that....

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

stretch..usually we have some very nice females here at this time to chat with....

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

Christmas Eve is not for a while yet!

(4 years ago)

	stretch

The sun don't shine on the same dog's butt every day.

(4 years ago)

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	stretch

Yes indeedy.

(4 years ago)

	Artistic

nothing to see here, nope, just moooove along

(4 years ago)