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	stretch

Sun, 3-Jul-16 4:57 PM (7 years ago)

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So... I stop off at a couple of camsites every morning just for grins. I recently saw a female who listed a fart on he pricelist. What is the value of a camfart in your books?

Agent_K likes this

	Agent_K

Does the price increase with volume?

(7 years ago)

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	DubbleStrubble

one in the bush or two in the hand?

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

I'd say $3.00 if she can make it last for 45 secs .. I throw in another $5.00 if she leaves any skids.

(7 years ago)

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	InTheMoment

I better be getting paid listen to it. And paid triple if I need to sit in its cloud.

(7 years ago)

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	InTheMoment

*paid to listen to it

(7 years ago)

	stretch

I didn't bother to ask if she would give you a really close closeup to verify the sound came from the correct orifice.

(7 years ago)

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	Agent_K

Good point. It could be a false fart

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

what would you offer for a belch .... those I can do to order

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

I'll pay top money for queefs.

(7 years ago)

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	stretch

I ain't buying no fakeass farts. Only the real deal money, if we can agree on the value.

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

I'll pay into the hundreds of she can auto tune her queef to sing my name.

(7 years ago)

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	stretch

I need a new keyboard. I ain't that illiterate.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Get your ass on cam and fart for us then sweet cheeks

(7 years ago)

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	stretch

How about if she can do Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey"?

(7 years ago)

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	EmuLater

There was a farter on a previous year's BGT - Can you imagine doing that in front of a live audience?

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Wear that sexy tight pink thong and spread your cheeks a part. I'm hoping you ate burritos last night.

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

I'd accept that stretch.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

You can have him LR, I'm out!

(7 years ago)

	Raven2005

An industry for canned prssurized farts..Umm anything goes...Could be an investment..

(7 years ago)

	Raven2005

Canned Giraffe farts.. how fascinating.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Not that anyone asked but...... I have heavy garlic in my dinner last night. Awesome hangtime today.

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

If you can spray the camera lens with residual matter, I'll be really impressed.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Not gonna freckle my monitor for anyone!

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

$1000.00?

(7 years ago)

	stretch

You gonna come clean it afterward?

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

clean it with your thong, mail them to me. Deal?

(7 years ago)

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	DubbleStrubble

It's not his thong to mail you, he just "borrows" it

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

Ok. For an extra $500.00, DS wears them first.

(7 years ago)

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	stretch

Dammit woman, some things are to be kept between us!

(7 years ago)

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	stretch

We all have a price.

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

Whatvis yours, stretch?

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Kinda hard to say. I will assure you, we all have one.

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

Cop out!

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Don't let your personal quarrels get in the way of a good deal being made.

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

depends what is on offer, mine would be very, very high. as ~i am a miserable fecker and not interested in much at all : P

(7 years ago)

	stretch

If we do agree on price I will throw in a sealed ziplock baggie with a funkyass sock for your pleasure mailed within 36 hours. Need the time to ripen it.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

btw, he's colour blind so the thong might not actually be pink .... hope that's not a deal breaker.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Yellow in front, brown in back. All of my drawers are properly color coded.

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

Saturate that sock in asparagus piss and I think a deal could be reached.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Only on your good days, dear ....

(7 years ago)

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	Raven2005

farts are a combustable gas.. They are not allowed to be trasported through the post. An thats an order...

(7 years ago)

	stretch

LR, it is 95 and up here every day for the next 4 months. I got the funk.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Now I got George Clinton playing in my head.

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

I'm not too picky on colour - as long as the desirable contents show well.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Oooops, you'll probably get this status deleted with that kinda shitty talk

(7 years ago)

	Raven2005

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

I'm impressed that we were able to avoid all banned words during this status.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Not that we'd ever know, cuz they're banned n all that ......

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

I suppose this could be considered solicitation.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Might be some new words added to that list tomorrow.

(7 years ago)

	EmuLater

I think they should just ban the letters A - Z and done with it

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

I found out that f orced was a banned word, but I f orced that status shut

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Also, we are alluding to illegal activity. Re: sending soiled panties and socks in the mail.

(7 years ago)

	Raven2005

We would all end up being wordless !

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

And then I f orced my force meat into my chicken,...

(7 years ago)

	EmuLater

Can't send them by Parcel F orce then.

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

In the great words of Achmed "Silence!!! I k1ll you!

(7 years ago)

	EmuLater

So force is okay but f orced isn't - weird.

(7 years ago)

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	Raven2005

And signed delivery as well

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

d aughter isn't but son is...

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Laughter?

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Oh. laughter is allowed.

(7 years ago)

	EmuLater

Hahaha

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

okay that's enough banned word bot bashing!

(7 years ago)

	Raven2005

I know.. Par Avion...Air Mail.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

No botbashed drawers will be offered.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Self propelled too, Ravers

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

Ignore is funnily enough; )

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

As is point making.

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

+,

(7 years ago)

	TopCat57

When it all comes down to it, it's all shits and giggles...at least it used to be, before it all became too serious; 0

(7 years ago)

	EmuLater

I'd rather have the giggles than the shits...

(7 years ago)

	stretch

If you can't laugh life just ain't worth living..... True statement.

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

Someone, somewhere once said, "it feels nicer to be pissed on than it does to be pissed off."

(7 years ago)

	APD74

Worse if ya giggle and shit , Imodium time 4 sure !

(7 years ago)

	EmuLater

Like a pubic hair on a toilet seat, you get pissed off eventually

(7 years ago)

	Raven2005

Not me Lord.

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

I suppose it's all a matter of reference - depends who is pissing on you.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Starting to look like we have blown the life out of this subject.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Pretty sure you can ignite it again if you try ....

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Welp, it lasted longer than a good fuck. That's something.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

Not really trying to raise a stink.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

That's not how you spell stench!

(7 years ago)

	46SIZE2

Approx half of that charged for a shart, I should imagine.

(7 years ago)

	stretch

There are plenty of people here with no problem spelling Stench.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Could always be worse, you could frequent campsites ... just for shits n giggles ....

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

For the record, Stretch belches on cam FOR FREE!

(7 years ago)

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	juicy

Inquiring minds want to know. Is her face or ass on cam when she farts?

(7 years ago)

	stretch

I should copy write the word "camfart". I could get a cut off of every time she cuts one.

(7 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

I think we decided the only way of verifying a genuine camfart was by viewing the orifice during said expulsion.

(7 years ago)

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	steelrat60

Um.... no

(7 years ago)