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Fri, 3-Jun-16 9:22 PM (7 years ago)
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Then she tells me she wouldn't pay 1200 quid for it........
And that is proof that Stretch is really a 4ft 9in dwarf from the UK and just pretending to be Merican!
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
so you put it back in your pants?
(7 years ago)
stretch and DubbleStrubble like this
JE, I was just suggesting she get properly pumped for a change.
(7 years ago)
I gotta admit....I'm wanking furiously to DS's comment.
(7 years ago)
I don't blame you Mark, I am too!
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
had a reverse affect eh
(7 years ago)
She mentioned Gorman Rupp. I don't think I have ever met anyone named Gorman.
(7 years ago)
He knows how to get my motor running wink
(7 years ago)
Didn't he have a sister named Gormless
(7 years ago)
DubbleStrubble and stretch like this
Cutler Hammer?
(7 years ago)
That's just fucking perverted.
(7 years ago)
You don't have to call me Darlin, Darlin.
(7 years ago)
^^^^ so British!
(7 years ago)
stretch likes this
They did invent Country Music.
(7 years ago)
We invented The World wink
(7 years ago)
DubbleStrubble likes this
Wasn't Bob Wills from Manchester?
(7 years ago)
I didn't ask his name, I just rocked his world tongue
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
What about the Playboys?
(7 years ago)
I'm not a slapper, one at a time!
(7 years ago)
That ain't what D.addy's Little Fatty said.
(7 years ago)
Now you're just bragging LOL
(7 years ago)
One Piece at a Time.
(7 years ago)
Bitty.
(7 years ago)
Someone broked status.
(7 years ago)
Bitty.... That ain't the way I heared it!
(7 years ago)
Well at least it not banned!
(7 years ago)
Yet.
(7 years ago)
^^^^ British for "yit".
(7 years ago)