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Mon, 2-May-16 6:26 AM (8 years ago)
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Slowly rubbing...
Needing a hand?
(8 years ago)
Im rubbing too.
(8 years ago)
You got a genie in a lamp ?
(8 years ago)
I could do with one of her three wishes....
(8 years ago)
Oh ? & what would that be ?wink
(8 years ago)
you.............. for breakfast.....on toast..........well done........just a smidgeon of butter........ no knife wink
(8 years ago)
mr.expo likes this
Oh my ohmy but thats 6 wishes innit ?
(8 years ago)
that shocked him into silence, dinnit?
(8 years ago)
Only for a min grin
(8 years ago)
ha, you beat me.......nah, some of them are integral..still just one of LSP's three ..
(8 years ago)
still had you finkin
(8 years ago)
Its hangover monday, i dont fink till about 3pm
(8 years ago)
hence the one min delay then
(8 years ago)
Uh huh, brain needs tea unsure
(8 years ago)
plus croissants or cornies?
(8 years ago)
Feck them... Big dirty fry up is required me thinks
(8 years ago)
I have a physique to look after grin
(8 years ago)
only your right wrist is exercised eh?
(8 years ago)
eek you peeking thru me window ?
(8 years ago)
nah,the clues were all there...
(8 years ago)
Not the smell ?
(8 years ago)
why? what have you done?
(8 years ago)
Nowt, its my orange flavoured lube
(8 years ago)
the man from del monte.......he say yes!!!!
(8 years ago)
Not yet, just on the vinegar strokes now LOL
(8 years ago)
.....and plenty of salt please
(8 years ago)
lol.......tissues?
(8 years ago)
can i watch
(8 years ago)