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Sun, 10-Jan-16 1:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Sat thinking about hairy pussy want to devour swollen clit any offers
Devour????
(8 years ago)
Devour is good, CL. Brings to mind a ravenous appetite. Yup, devour is good. : )
(8 years ago)
how sharp are yer teef?
(8 years ago)
your safe lyns mine are in a glass at the side of the bed
(8 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
I have none, lyns. ; -)
(8 years ago)
I have 1 in the middle of my lower jaw...
(8 years ago)
ooohhhhh...I'm getting some good offers t'day alright...
(8 years ago)
central eating TC?
(8 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I offer lyns...she may play coy, but it's the kind of thing she lives for! But prepare yourself: it isn't "clit" but "clits." It'll rock your world! smile
(8 years ago)
any good wiv yer tongue, roxey?
(8 years ago)
wouldn't want to boast about all the awards....
(8 years ago)
ah but all that clitters ain't gold
(8 years ago)
still, can't deny, you'd cum and cum, and scream and scream...and rattle your well secured chains grin
(8 years ago)
but we need to be careful: like an elephant, Hawaii never forgets smile
(8 years ago)
okey dokeys....you've got the job, when can ya start, miss pickled?
(8 years ago)
neither do I if ya gotta trunk of that size
(8 years ago)
Oh, I thought we'd started!!!! Who the fuck do I have strung up in the air?? ....Back soon.
(8 years ago)
say noffink, I will back date you accordingly....mmmm that tastes nice
(8 years ago)
Oops! Let her go. Apparently agency (one of them, alway) is working on cloning you a double! Very convincing in some ways. but there's a certain pre-orgasm tremor I've grown to love that was missing
(8 years ago)
always = anyways
(8 years ago)
ah but this mind transference process to vaginal development is looking good,experience all the tremors from the comfort of your own home before you field test the real thing.
(8 years ago)
the clinic is over subscribed ten fold.......volunteers queuing as we speak round the block
(8 years ago)
Tremor of orgasm, richter scale 9.3 on its way! Brace for impact in 7. As for clinic, I fear we may to settle this in court, preferably on Frolix 8.
(8 years ago)
as long as we are folically frollicking on frolix?
(8 years ago)
Mais oui! What would Frolix be without folically frolicking festivities? We are not the pulse of sexual civilization, and hence civilization simply, for nothing, ya know!
(8 years ago)
I am lapping this up alright.....but I bet you'd be tongue tied trying to say that at closing time in the pub wink
(8 years ago)
Time for bed, again...where my tongues are poised to lap you up!!! Any chance you'll be there soon? grin
(8 years ago)
Well, I'll await you! And as I covet it, and you have no grounds to refuse, I claim the wet spot (or spots) this time. thumbup
(8 years ago)
it just so happens I am lying in one of your many wet spots as we speak.....STILL the sign of true love eh?
(8 years ago)
no sign truer smile
(8 years ago)
well hurry up my love ..
(8 years ago)
I've, uh, uh, uh....oh, god!...uh, uh....arrived...uh, uh, uh
(8 years ago)
all in good time .....relax my love...
(8 years ago)
mroral41 likes this