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Tue, 1-Sep-15 10:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Quick survey....opinions on masturbation whilst staying in someone's spare room.
Don't wipe it on the curtains afterwards...
(8 years ago)
or leave crispy sheets
(8 years ago)
Ball gag and lots of tissues? smile
(8 years ago)
^voice of experience? Hi Rox: )
(8 years ago)
Well...they are tips more than opinion, but no one seems to think it's a problem haha
(8 years ago)
so if we say no, are you gonna abstain?
(8 years ago)
What happens in a spare room, stays in a spare room...unless it's overly loud..hence Rox's ball gag comment...
(8 years ago)
@lynskey erm.......nah
(8 years ago)
ask a silly qustion...
(8 years ago)
ooops *question
(8 years ago)
Just don't get caught. That gets awkward all around and you probably won't get re-invited. Unless, of course, your host joins you, in which case...report back here. tongue
(8 years ago)
I don't care where I am at. If the mood hits, I'm fingering myself.
(8 years ago)
^Hallmark card slogan right there
(8 years ago)
@tight_wet_lips doesn't that get awkward in Tesco ? wink
(8 years ago)
Just be respectful and don't leave a mess.
(8 years ago)
No. If you ever pass me on the highway, you might catch me with one foot up on the door and my cruise control on.
(8 years ago)
Dint, go to the bathroom and lock the door. All surfaces are easily wiped in there ah like a spare room your staying in
(8 years ago)
Use a tissue, not the curtains
(8 years ago)
That's why doors should be closed wink
(8 years ago)
....and beds moved away from walls
(8 years ago)
.......and quieter breathing
(8 years ago)
You just KNOW that when you have an overnight guest they're gonna do it especially if it's a guy.
(8 years ago)
.....and quieter bed springs
(8 years ago)
oh I've gotten out of bed and laid in the floor because of squeaky springs lol
(8 years ago)
lol, and I thought it was just me that did that,lizzie
(8 years ago)
Otherwise known as a danger wank
(8 years ago)
lol lovely Lyn, I've done that many times
(8 years ago)
I provide kleenex and wet wipes....and a notice above the bed.'Please don't jizz on the lace pillows'
(8 years ago)
*Orders a CCTV camera and invites Lizzie to spend the night in spare room* Haha
(8 years ago)
all the secrets are comin out now....
(8 years ago)
I might have on the couch while she was on the computer in the spare room ....
(8 years ago)
<<<<<< might start out in spare room but sneaks into Special K's room when he isn't looking tongue
(8 years ago)