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	Savethehorse

Sat, 23-Aug-14 8:15 AM (9 years ago)

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You ever do the thing where you and a friend are both waiting to pee so you go in together and the dude uses the sink while girl uses the toilet? What does it mean if the girl tells you 'nice cock'?

	Savethehorse

Does my friend want to sleep with me or was she just commenting in passing?

(9 years ago)

	Pinhead7

Sounds like she'd be willing too if you play your cards right!

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

I guess that'd be fun... She stated it pretty matter-of-fact, though.

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

I'd say she thinks you have a nice cock. Pretty straight forward I think.

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

or just making conversation to break the ice,lol

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

Sounds reasonable

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

Got me all tizzied, though. Silly me.

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Makes me wonder. Was there drinking involved?

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

the clues are all there, hun

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

Oh, yes, plenty of drinking...

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Im not much of an ivestigator. I need solid evidence. lol

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

My 'evidence' is pretty solid right now...

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Im thinking that may have had something to do with the comment she made. I wonder if she would go into the restroom with you sober. If yes, then maybee she is looking for more than friendship.

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

I mean - I wasn't hard while I was peeing...

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

or you would have had to have done the giraffe stance,lol

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

Exactly!

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

what kinda person pees in the sink?

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

without moving the dishes first?

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

you mean, stacking 'em, so the piss rolls down 'em like pancake syrup? we don't do that much hereabouts

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

In the single-stall bathrooms?

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

its all in the breeding, my love xxxxx

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

Plus, I think that's just where people pee in Europe...

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

<--------------cancels trip to Europe.

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

Says u faintly lol! Hola lyn! Xxxxx

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

pee in the sink, wash your hands in the toilet bowl?

(9 years ago)

	Savethehorse

Your hands don't touch the basin... Pee is sterile anyway.

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

lol, disgusting ................typical guys eh..

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

@horse: then why not offer to let bathroom mates wash their hands in your sterile pee after conducting their own business?

-- or just piss on your hands for that matter?

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Pee is NOT sterile!!!!

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

Let us check *pees on fanty*

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

eeeeew ....deffo not into the water sport sorts

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

ewwwww! clean-up to aisle 6! clean-up to aisle 6!!!!

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

*gets me wellies and overalls on*

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

Hhhmmm, that's not what u two said last week? Lol!

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

*gets sack and shovel and prepares to leave another one in the swamp*

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

Hides behind lyn......

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

@heavy: you're confused: there is no "last week"

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

it may be for you now, though...

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Phew!!!! I'm off the hook.......glad I wasn't the one that peed on fant

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

you were part of the conspiracy; don't think this won't mean jail time

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

*wonders about peeing on fant......what may be for me lyn?*

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

tell the condemned man to be silent while judgement is passed...

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

well, everyone knows that fecal matter is sterile...

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

*has never been good at being silent*

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

er....................this may be your last week,hun

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

hate to bring it up, but you smell a little, uhhhh, funny?....

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

Is lost as hell.....

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

@fant..........i was being a good boy and sitting in the corner with my weiner between my legs.......don't blame me

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

stop snivelling,ya wimp

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

I'm not snivelling, I'm cowering!!! There is a distict differance.

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

Lol!

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

@pussy: it ain't personal; justice must simply take it's course...and that means you're goin' down ... hard

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

*fanty likes someone going down hard on her*.....

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

take yer punishment like a man

(9 years ago)

	Heavy Chevy

Kicking screaming and moaning lyn?

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

I've been "down" before so what the heck

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

and were you vociferously oral then too?

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

And that

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

And that's a bad thing?

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

the stutter...it's new???

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

come on............. spit it out

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

lol.........still trying to get use to this new computer. the keyboard is slightly smaller than my old one.

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

and that makes you piss on yourself in the corner???

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

yup...........Samsung said no refunds either!!!!

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

lol,not like a guy to complain about size , eh?

(9 years ago)

	TopCat57

^I saw that : p

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

@pussy: send Samsung a sample of your micturation along with a threatening letter--I mean, just be yourself--and I'm sure they'll be willing to take action.

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

by the way, hiya, TC! xoxoxo

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

@fant: I have learned alot in the past few months that I have chatted with you on NN so being mean and threatening is even easier than it use to be. Thank you for the helpfull advise.

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

ooops nearly missed that bite

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

@pussy: why that's one of the sweetest things anyone's ever said to me here!

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Wow!!! Finaly can put a check mark in the "get a nice comment from fantasm" column of my bucket list.

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

wotta cutiepops......................*tears well up in my eyes*

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

tears are dripping down my cheeks, falling on my hands, wetting them almost like....EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

*passes fant a tissue*

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

*...and then, with enthusiasm, engages in mouth to mouth to rescue fantasm from her faint* ... who awakes beaming with befuddled joy

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

omg you were wet...............,I needed a full box of tissues, hun,just sayin

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Don't mind the clicking noise. It's just me taking pics. Carry on ladies

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

ohhh.....ohhhh...OHHHH!............

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

<---------echos fants moans

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

put your ear plugs in ILP,she is quite near to orgasm.

(9 years ago)

	fantasm

don't go by me, but I think she came. Cloud12!

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

No way........I wana hear that!!!

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

but you will deffo be er,deaf....

(9 years ago)

	ilovepussy

No better way to lose my hearing than listening to fant and you in sexual bliss.

(9 years ago)