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Thu, 24-Jan-13 9:40 PM (11 years ago)
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I grab your shaft and feel your horn, when it´s hard in the early morn´
hard all the time for you
(11 years ago)
add me and il let you lol x
(11 years ago)
what a lovely poem cherriepie
(11 years ago)
Just looked at your pics and I have the horn!!!
(11 years ago)
nice
(11 years ago)
mine goes honk honk
(11 years ago)
Add me as your lover
(11 years ago)
mine is always hard, not just in the morn' lol
(11 years ago)
then grab my shaft and and wank it fast then I can shove it up your ass, then when I'm in let you decide, do I cum on your ass or deep inside ?
(11 years ago)
ad me too xxxxxxx iis out hard ready xx
(11 years ago)
then grab your shaft so its big inside, when you put it up my pussy is wide, you shoot your cum up to the brim and i feel good because of him
(11 years ago)
so here I am in lynskeys room my cock is buried deep in her womb, the feel of her pussy the sight of her bum I cant hold back I begin to cum.I
(11 years ago)
ajax is a fantastic lover, id rather have him before any other and when we have both cum in sync, he can be used to bleach the bathroom sink.
(11 years ago)
thank you hun its very true I can be used in the bathroom too, or kitchen, laundry many other ,the perfect thing for a dirty scrubber wink
(11 years ago)
is it realy so much to ask, a man that can readily muti-task, a poet, a cleaner and sexy too,ajax could this all be true?
(11 years ago)
Darling yes its really true, I'd be all those things above for you, be how you desired and never fussy as long as you promise to give me your pussy x
(11 years ago)
a handy man and a handy wife, where have you been all my life, as long as you don't just want to wank and you've got a few bob in the bank
(11 years ago)
Do me please
(11 years ago)
max that doesn't rhyme
(11 years ago)
I like to think i'm not just 'handy' I'm also 'toungy' and 'cocky' when randy. and as for the idea of having a wank, I'll give you a deposit from my wealthy ball bank wink
(11 years ago)
I cant think straight not enough blood in my head
(11 years ago)
lol, sorry cherrypie. We seem to of hijacked your status update and turned it into some amateur poetry society !!
(11 years ago)
well seeing as you're so good in bed, i guess you can have my,er, hand instead , i'll get divorced, you wait and see and then you can give me that spending spree wink.
(11 years ago)
yes,sorry to pinch your status hun, only having a bit of fun,he simply wants to get in my womb so I gues we'll have to get a room
(11 years ago)
So beautiful Lynsey!!! smile
(11 years ago)
*lynskey!!
(11 years ago)
sorry hun i know you'd like us in bed, but the housework has to be done here instead, thanks for having a laugh on here,catch you soon my sexy dear
(11 years ago)
Lynskey we should book the bridal suite, and its not just your womb cos your mouth looks so sweet, and whilst we are there, if its ok with you, I quite like the pic of your ass hole too wink
(11 years ago)
You making my horn hard as rock would love to park him as submarine in Your dock.
(11 years ago)
Und wenn Du meinen harten Schwanz dann in der Hand hast? wink
(9 years ago)
What a great way to wake up, will you please be my alarm cock whoops i mean clock
(7 years ago)
those were the days my friend,we thought they'd never end..
(7 years ago)
Please do! I always wake with morning wood!
(6 years ago)
Is this the reserection?
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
An example of the quality fun that status used to be, Emu, but I am still going to smack her arse for being so flirty with that Ajax geezer,lol.
(6 years ago)
EmuLater and NaughtyKat like this
I had to read the whole thing... I remember those days well, not only poetry but also sing, they may return, who can tell.
(6 years ago)
The poor poster appears not to have done another status since despite logging in.
(6 years ago)
maraff likes this
In those days, I reneged most of the time ,stayed away and left her too it.You can now see why,lol.
(6 years ago)
Must have taken a bit of scouring to find this status. smile
(6 years ago)
No, I dont get it either. 5 years old maybe?
(6 years ago)
Simple joke lol, ajax - scouring. tongue
(6 years ago)
maraff likes this
4.95 years according to Windows calculator.
(6 years ago)
Haaa, I never got the joke either,it went past me in a flash wink
(6 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Will you give me 9/10 then for working it out in my head?
(6 years ago)
I'll give you 9.95!
(6 years ago)
<MENSA standard, a true genie arse
(6 years ago)
I want you for Christmas
(5 years ago)
I would love that sweetheart
(5 years ago)