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Tue, 30-Jun-20 9:12 PM (3 years ago)
My penis is very polite, it stands up for Ladies and offers them a seat.
maraff and lennynatural like this
Mon, 25-May-20 9:13 AM (3 years ago)
51 today and still going strong, still horny and going ever so lockdown loco crazy!
Mon, 11-Mar-19 8:56 PM (5 years ago)
I bought a dog from a Blacksmith the other day, got him home and it wasn't long before he made a bolt for the door
Thu, 28-Feb-19 9:38 PM (5 years ago)
I bumped into an old work mate a few weeks ago, haven't seen her in 25 years, I lusted after her back then and I still do now, she's 75!!!
Naked_Mike and Ley-dd like this
Sat, 16-Feb-19 12:45 PM (5 years ago)
A Bear walks into a pub and says to the Landlady, "Can I get two beers and............. a double scotch please" and the Landlady says, "Why the big pause?" The Bear says "I dunno I was born with them"
Tue, 26-Jun-18 10:29 PM (5 years ago)
When it's hot like this I want to go swimming naked in the sea