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	NautiusMaximus

Fri, 31-Dec-21 6:32 AM (2 years ago)

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Who likes nude hot springs? Probably going to one this weekend.

	NautiusMaximus

Mon, 27-Dec-21 12:40 AM (2 years ago)

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He had a penis seven inches long and one and three quarters inches in diameter.

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	Artistic

rather have a bratwurst than a weiner

(2 years ago)

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	juicy

This sounds like a country song in the making

(2 years ago)

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	DanajustDana

It does! I'll bet he's out on parole!

(2 years ago)

	Agent_K

Kenny Togers?

(2 years ago)

	theroyalcouple

He also had two scrotums.

(2 years ago)

	NautiusMaximus

Mon, 13-Dec-21 1:43 AM (2 years ago)

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Ideas for my first photo?

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	lennynatural

An apparatus sounds like a sex t**l, something that might go into the butt (are we allowed to say butt?).

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

"Bring that apparatus to me and make sure it's well lubed!"

(2 years ago)

	Wodja

''the proctolajist sed: i'ma shove thees 'apparatus' up ye poodot''

(2 years ago)

	smitten4u

Potato

(2 years ago)

	theroyalcouple

Mashed

(2 years ago)