elmersfav's Recent Statuses
Thu, 2-Feb-17 11:49 AM
(7 years ago)
Thirsty Thursday great time for NN keep smiling perves
Fri, 20-Jan-17 11:58 PM
(7 years ago)
Heard this today mine would be silver. If you had a dollar for every time you masturbated, what colour would your Ferrari be??
Sat, 14-Jan-17 10:08 PM
(7 years ago)
Found out last night. The middle toe is connected directly to the clitoris. Try sucking on hers next time you are on top with a pillow under her back. It was seriously fun
Tue, 20-Dec-16 8:51 PM
(7 years ago)
Happy Wednesday morning here in Australia. Just finished night shift. So NN will help me get to sleep... maybe
Sun, 18-Dec-16 11:42 PM
(7 years ago)
^^*his naughty list
Sun, 18-Dec-16 11:41 PM
(7 years ago)
What if Santa is a premium NN member? Just to make sure his naughty is perfect for his NYE party
Fri, 2-Dec-16 6:59 AM
(7 years ago)
Happy Friday. Time for a cold beer or three here in hot hot hot North Queensland
Sun, 20-Nov-16 7:26 PM
(7 years ago)
How good are Mondays
Thu, 17-Nov-16 1:33 AM
(7 years ago)
Ahh thirsty Thursday it's 37 C here in North Queensland and man do I need a beer and some boobs to play with.
Thu, 10-Nov-16 7:55 PM
(7 years ago)
Have you ever had an Aussie kiss?? It's like a French kiss but ... down under ; ) any body else got a line that breaks the ice and gets people talking??
Sun, 6-Nov-16 11:25 PM
(7 years ago)
Tried something new last night. Massage with latex gloves. Lots of fun super slippery. Anybody else tried it??
Thu, 27-Oct-16 8:02 PM
(7 years ago)
So I got a vasectomy yesterday. And the sr was great. Thanks for the advice from fellow NNers. Was told to ejaculate as many times as possible in the next three weeks so this site is going to get a fa
Tue, 25-Oct-16 7:06 PM
(7 years ago)
So I'm getting a vasectomy tomorrow. Looking for some recovery tips. Or horror stories if you are willing to share them 🔪ðŸ’