naughtywizard's Recent Statuses
Tue, 20-Oct-20 4:45 AM
(3 years ago)
Just like the prodigal, I've returned... Again.
Fri, 3-Apr-20 8:31 AM
(4 years ago)
Opinions are like arseholes in here. Every cunt has one.
Fri, 3-Apr-20 8:30 AM
(4 years ago)
Opinions are like arsehole in here. Every cunt has one.
Wed, 15-Jan-20 4:52 AM
(4 years ago)
What's with all these profiles with links in the bio. Sort ya shit out nn
Mon, 21-Oct-19 4:26 AM
(4 years ago)
I'm back!
Fri, 1-Mar-19 2:24 AM
(5 years ago)
Suicide is painless. It's brings on many changes. And I can take or leave them if I please.
Wed, 23-Jan-19 5:34 AM
(5 years ago)
Yay! I've been verified. It's only taken over 5 years and 2 different accounts but I finally pulled my finger out. Feels good to be part of the club.
Tue, 22-Jan-19 7:48 AM
(5 years ago)
Can a mod please verify me. Much obliged.
Mon, 1-Oct-18 12:25 PM
(5 years ago)
Tired of talking. I need some action.
Tue, 13-Mar-18 10:10 AM
(6 years ago)
Have hard on, will travel.
Mon, 26-Feb-18 8:37 AM
(6 years ago)
Couldn't get a fuck in a whore house. Fuck my life.
Fri, 12-Jan-18 3:54 AM
(6 years ago)
Just got fucked with a massive strap on. Fuck me that was intense.
Wed, 13-Dec-17 5:01 AM
(6 years ago)
Honestly, what is the point of nudles? Does anyone actually have them?
Tue, 21-Nov-17 10:11 AM
(6 years ago)
Tue, 21-Nov-17 10:09 AM
(6 years ago)
Sun, 19-Nov-17 11:05 PM
(6 years ago)
You know you've got a problem when you're on NN whilst you're driving. Was it a mistake coming back on here?
Sun, 11-Sep-16 5:59 AM
(7 years ago)
So now I'm single. 12 year relationship come to an end. I don't know how to anything on my own.
Fri, 9-Sep-16 10:11 AM
(7 years ago)
I need a cuddle. My life is turning to shit.
Sun, 21-Aug-16 4:51 AM
(7 years ago)
Drinking beer and having a wank over my favourite NN girl xxlilmissxx
Wed, 17-Aug-16 7:05 AM
(7 years ago)
Why do guys make fake profiles pretending to be chick's on here? I just don't get it.
Mon, 15-Aug-16 10:00 AM
(7 years ago)
Wine. Without you in my life I'd slowly wilt and die. But with you by my side you're the reason I'm alive.
Thu, 11-Aug-16 10:41 PM
(7 years ago)
Hey yeah I wanna shoop baby
Tue, 2-Aug-16 1:14 PM
(7 years ago)
I think I'm done with nn for a while. Somebody give me some reasons to stay.
Thu, 28-Jul-16 9:50 AM
(7 years ago)
Wine. Nectar of the gods. I don't know how I'd survive without it.
Wed, 20-Jul-16 12:34 AM
(7 years ago)
Is it just me or is Notorious B.I.G a crapper (crap rapper) His rhymes just aren't very good.
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