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	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 7:26 PM (9 years ago)

tip

kinky curves! nice..

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	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 7:20 PM (9 years ago)

tip

nauteeeeee dont know ohhhh,that the pearl is not a butterfly!ohhhh he dont know ohhh!so he chases him away!

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 7:02 PM (9 years ago)

tip

hey nauty! lets see who's is bigger...lets take a pole..or how bout they take the pole

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	happyhumper69

Cold, she's converting to Mormonism to cover that problem

(9 years ago)

	nauty

does that mean i can fuck more than one and be ok with the ppl?

(9 years ago)

	nauty

cos i seriously would be happy with a fingering let alone a root

(9 years ago)

	happyhumper69

Mormon....you can have multiple wives....I suppose multiple husbands too

(9 years ago)

	Wodja

but no multiple O's

(9 years ago)

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 6:58 PM (9 years ago)

tip

so im gonna mix 70's and 80's music with newer electronical style,drink a bunch of liquor and have a sword fight!"and I see your shworts is as big as mine"

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 6:48 PM (9 years ago)

tip

hey nauty!you know why they call me pearljam?cuz thats the name of the implanted piece of ivoy on my dick shaped like camel humps!pearlJam!

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	nauty

seems i have an admirer

im feeling special xxx

(9 years ago)

	happyhumper69

admirer, stalker....tomato, tomahto....

(9 years ago)

	coldfish1

my wife doest need implants i give her the real thing ..lol

(9 years ago)

	nauty

if he does the dishes, i am happy, i have a bigger dick remember

(9 years ago)

	coldfish1

true that

(9 years ago)

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 6:44 PM (9 years ago)

tip

I still thonk my cock is bigger!

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	mrsUnderDog59

Did I hear some one honk honk

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

makin a pig of yerself?

(9 years ago)

	mrsUnderDog59

I thought it was a car or might have been a goose

(9 years ago)

	nauty

of course lyn, im independent, i bring home the bacon

pearly doesnt know what he is missing

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

I love dead flat pig on a butty, hun

(9 years ago)

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 6:38 PM (9 years ago)

tip

so today im a year older and I think I wanna party and run around naked.who wants to have a naked house party?

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	Pearljam5000

I can bring the big spicy Italian sausage! or do you prefer mild?

(9 years ago)

	46SIZE2

I asked the butcher for a long thick piece of bratwurst, he said "would you like it slicing madam" I replied "what do you think my pussy is, a f*****g money box"???

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

yep,nice one, the old ones are the best ones

(9 years ago)

	46SIZE2

You'll like my jokes then Lyn, they are so old they have whiskers!!!

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

yep, used most of them myself....

(9 years ago)

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 6:21 PM (9 years ago)

tip

hey everyone!I dont mind likes,compliments, but creepy old man talk turns me off..

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	nauty

without turning them to stone of course

(9 years ago)

	mrsUnderDog59

Hello pearl

I'll make sure hubby won't send anything lol ( he is not really creepy )

(9 years ago)

	coldfish1

im creepy though mrs so its ok ..lol

(9 years ago)

	nauty

can i say *suck......my..........dick.....* here?

(9 years ago)

	nauty

i havent had this much fun in ages, ty pearly

(9 years ago)

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 6:05 PM (9 years ago)

tip

so i said what i had to say...I love everyone,but I dont do meat on a stick.different strokes for different folks...

	lynskey

so by different strokes,you mean you wank guys off?

(9 years ago)

	nauty

so you will be offended if i offer you a kebab.....shame

(9 years ago)

	nauty

i guess a corndog is out of the question....

(9 years ago)

	sexysouls

so, steers and beers only?

(9 years ago)

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 6:04 PM (9 years ago)

tip

I apologize if I've offended anyone.I have friends that like men and That doesn't alter my feelings towards them.I just got a buttload of messages from guys and it was overboard creepy.

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	MieleGattina

It always amazes me how many of the men here who complain about comments from other men are the first to scream how they want to fuck any number of women here...double standard, much?

(9 years ago)

	nauty

he isnt disrespecting, he is coming to terms about men posting about his you know what....

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

we are very thick skiNNed on 'ere shy

(9 years ago)

	MieleGattina

Maybe not him specifically, nauty...but others...

(9 years ago)

	nauty

hey hey hey ppl, leave him alone, he is a novice at receiving attention from men, lets not bury him for something he isnt used to, taking the piss is one thing, but getting heavy on him isnt fair

(9 years ago)

	Pearljam5000

Fri, 28-Nov-14 5:50 PM (9 years ago)

tip

ok people!I'm not gay.I love pussy and thats all I want.I respect everyone.I like woman!

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	Raven2005

I get massages and I say thanks but I'm not that way of thinking.

(9 years ago)

	MrCoverYou

A compliment is a compliment. I've gotten some very flattering comments and messages from gay men.

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

messages yes but massages too?

(9 years ago)

	Raven2005

Yes, me too. Full thanks to them and they have understood a polite sorry but...

(9 years ago)

	jackoff5

same here folks i usally dont respond when men make comment. to my pics but i love pussy and only pussy!!!! Thanks pj5000 for bringing this notice out!!!s

(9 years ago)