)jackingoffjonnie's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 24-Oct-20 7:12 PM (3 years ago)
"It's autumn in her mouth and all her tongue can do is rustle"!
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Fri, 23-Oct-20 11:28 PM (3 years ago)
So many cliche's and so little time! "With experience comes wisdom, and with wisdom comes experience".
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Wed, 13-May-20 11:43 PM (3 years ago)
I told my Dr's nurse the cheeto/jackoff joke today over the phone and she didnt stop laughing for 5 minutes!
Tue, 24-Mar-20 10:55 PM (4 years ago)
Uninstalled fb,twitter and instagram. I tired of hearing people whining about their kids being at home.
@ Bella I must keep missing the statuses where they complain about the kids being home 
(4 years ago)
It sure must be more challenging having them home. More meals to prepare, more to think about & do to keeping them occupied.
to clearing leaves & feeding animals.
Sun, 22-Mar-20 8:19 PM (4 years ago)
OK, thanks to some beautiful and sexy NN'ers I'm back on wanking schedule!!
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Sun, 22-Mar-20 8:09 PM (4 years ago)
Having more sex than usual with the missus is upsetting playing havoc with my wankoff time at NN!
Sun, 22-Mar-20 3:47 PM (4 years ago)
Heck, I miss both ex'es and my secretary! It's a good thing I got remarried or I'd have a sore dick from jacking off so much!
Was the source an old husband?
(4 years ago)
The source huh! So a little snip here a little snip there, insert straw.....: D
(4 years ago)
Mon, 2-Dec-19 6:26 PM (4 years ago)
I'm suppose to be working but I'm perving women on NN and jackingoff!