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	getmeoffnow

Tue, 21-May-24 8:58 PM (1 hour ago)

tip

All alone in Houston TX

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	Relaxer

And not all of them have a problem😋

(2 minutes ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

2.3 million, unless Wiki is wrong and 1 is the correct number.

(2 minutes ago)

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	GottaBeMe

They had really bad storms pass thru there recently. 😔

(1 minute ago)

	GottaBeMe

I was gonna go there Relaxer but thought it may be overdone.

(56 seconds ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

Gotta we need to slow down status, peeps ain't used to this anymore.

(2 seconds ago)

	getmeoffnow

Tue, 15-Dec-20 2:13 AM (3 years ago)

tip

So bored I had to get him out and start wanking... I need some..

	PApda

Satisfaction?

(3 years ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

banana bread

(3 years ago)

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	DanajustDana

Tissues?

(3 years ago)

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	PApda

Speed! Speed=friction

(3 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

Tue, 6-Feb-18 1:26 AM (6 years ago)

tip

on cam now... wanting to cum for some hot lady

	getmeoffnow

Fri, 1-Sep-17 5:12 AM (6 years ago)

tip

thinking about playing on cam

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	getmeoffnow

Mon, 14-Aug-17 3:22 AM (6 years ago)

tip

getting ready to cum for someone on cam

KateisaWhore likes this

	Chuck-81

Kari

(6 years ago)

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	Knockout_curves

Woody

(6 years ago)

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	getmeoffnow

Mon, 27-Mar-17 5:57 AM (7 years ago)

tip

camming right now

	getmeoffnow

Wed, 19-Mar-14 3:05 AM (10 years ago)

tip

got the lotion out

	getmeoffnow

Wed, 21-Aug-13 5:38 AM (10 years ago)

tip

cant stop looking and wanting these beautiful ladies

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	lynskey

you''ll go blind

(10 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

still want stop me from playing

(10 years ago)

	winky_da_moose

thats an ol wives tale you wont go blind...just skin irratation

(10 years ago)

	lynskey

"and hairy palms " says the old wife

(10 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

can i use yours

(10 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

Sun, 28-Jul-13 6:11 AM (10 years ago)

tip

so hard couldnt sleep. had to log on..

	getmeoffnow

Wed, 26-Jun-13 6:13 AM (10 years ago)

tip

so tired but to damn horny.. It wont go away...

	getmeoffnow

Thu, 20-Jun-13 5:47 AM (10 years ago)

tip

need to squeeze one off before bed.. what works best..

	Blondefun4u

mmm, my lips ? xxxx

(10 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

wish you would

(10 years ago)

	Blondefun4u

lol, You're a bit far away !

(10 years ago)

	Aussie_Couple

kerosene bath should kill anything you've got growing. Miss A_C

(10 years ago)

	Tightpussy_18

Looking at my pics

(10 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

Wed, 5-Jun-13 2:06 AM (10 years ago)

tip

I hate traveling for work. It makes it hard to get laid. Not good when your a nympho

	getmeoffnow

Mon, 3-Jun-13 8:48 AM (10 years ago)

tip

been playin with myself for hours. Someone please help me get off

	funandfriendly15

what kinda help ya need

(10 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

female only

(10 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

Mon, 3-Jun-13 7:24 AM (10 years ago)

tip

morning all

	missystyle

Good morning!

(10 years ago)

	pyropornpixie

morning hun x

(10 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

Tue, 7-May-13 4:51 AM (11 years ago)

tip

I cant ever get enough... need more sex...help!!!

	getmeoffnow

Thu, 11-Apr-13 5:19 AM (11 years ago)

tip

just posted some shower pics. would love some comments

	getmeoffnow

Thu, 28-Mar-13 11:49 AM (11 years ago)

tip

going to shower live online. first time

	getmeoffnow

Sat, 23-Mar-13 4:08 AM (11 years ago)

tip

Its late and all I can do is masturbate. I need a nympho like me.

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	getmeoffnow

Mon, 4-Mar-13 2:26 AM (11 years ago)

tip

Lonely, horny, and out of town. What to do?

	getmeoffnow

Sun, 27-Jan-13 6:47 AM (11 years ago)

tip

Damn why do I always want sex. I want to fuck more than I want to eat.

	Dr_Naughty

probably has something to do with hormones

(11 years ago)

	Safire13

isn't that normal????

(11 years ago)

	Morgan Conquest

seems normal to me Saf

(11 years ago)

	Dr_Naughty

yes Saf, absolutely normal... or as I put it in medical terms... abnormal

(11 years ago)

	getmeoffnow

Thu, 17-Jan-13 7:29 AM (11 years ago)

tip

love to comment on pics. Wish people would return the favor

	Bendalong

nice looking fish, if you know what i mean. fly or lure?

(11 years ago)

	mrandmrswasp

Understandable. But for some reason "Great Cock." gets boring to write. Women, sadly, are more fun to comment on!

(11 years ago)