thigh_wedge's Recent Statuses
Sat, 30-Jul-16 3:57 PM
(7 years ago)
Thu, 28-Jan-16 1:31 AM
(8 years ago)
There are people on here that couldn't post a bad picture if they tried
Sun, 24-Jan-16 9:46 PM
(8 years ago)
Was really hoping for a lazy Sunday, damn my procrastinating
Sat, 26-Dec-15 8:36 PM
(8 years ago)
Such beauty collaborated in one place can be overwhelming
Sat, 28-Nov-15 5:38 AM
(8 years ago)
Fri, 27-Nov-15 3:42 AM
(8 years ago)
I can always rely on the beautiful women on here to keep me warm on a cold day.
Fri, 2-Oct-15 1:43 AM
(8 years ago)
Netflix walking dead marathon while perving.....true test of multitasking
Sun, 23-Aug-15 2:22 AM
(8 years ago)
Fri, 17-Apr-15 10:06 PM
(9 years ago)
you know you've been looking at to much porn when your auto correct turns popcorn into cop porn
Sun, 31-Aug-14 8:01 PM
(9 years ago)
so many incredible, sensational, beautiful women on here. who could not love it here
Sat, 12-Apr-14 8:54 AM
(10 years ago)
dont mind me.....im just sitting here flexing and stuff
Sat, 12-Apr-14 6:00 AM
(10 years ago)
if your able to talk coherently afterwards your not doing it right
Sun, 6-Apr-14 1:39 AM
(10 years ago)
if you dont end up with carpet burns your not doing it right
Sat, 5-Apr-14 10:43 PM
(10 years ago)
put on your best dress....its beautiful outside and i feel like bending you over
Sat, 29-Mar-14 8:54 PM
(10 years ago)
let me set the record straight, my mind is not in the gutter.....my mind is the gutter
Sat, 29-Mar-14 7:12 PM
(10 years ago)
i think my dick is broke, damn thing is always hard
Sat, 8-Mar-14 2:13 AM
(10 years ago)
ever get in one of those moods when you feel like you could screw hard for hours and hours
Sat, 1-Mar-14 7:17 AM
(10 years ago)
taps screen to see if status unfreezes
Sun, 23-Feb-14 5:26 AM
(10 years ago)
i bet your naked under your clothes
Sat, 8-Feb-14 10:46 PM
(10 years ago)
sometimes i like to go to home depot and ask random employees where they keep the hoes at
Sun, 2-Feb-14 5:49 AM
(10 years ago)
this sunday, like every other sunday my goal is to not leave my bed
Sat, 1-Feb-14 8:01 PM
(10 years ago)
put your hand down my pants and i bet youll feel nuts-bloodhound gang
Mon, 30-Dec-13 5:03 AM
(10 years ago)
looks at penis and then at room......so we gonna do this or what
Mon, 30-Dec-13 4:15 AM
(10 years ago)
ahem.......BACON......that is all
Mon, 30-Dec-13 4:01 AM
(10 years ago)
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