piston slap's Recent Statuses
Sat, 4-Jan-14 6:17 AM
(10 years ago)
Meanwhile,back in humdrum suburbia,63yr old Alfie Noakes reclines on his sofa and contemplates his new year resolutions...should he continue masquerading on newbienudes as HellaciouslyHornyHilda? Hmmm
Fri, 12-Oct-12 2:41 AM
(11 years ago)
Meanwhile,back at the ranch,55yr old Barry Dickson,posing on Newbienudes as BlondeBettyBlockbusterBazookas(orBBBB for short),puffs contemplatively on his pipe and thanks his dear old mum for the tea.
Tue, 20-Sep-11 7:34 AM
(12 years ago)
'The last time i saw Roger was last year at the Boxing Day Test.He'd turned into such a fat,normal yobbo cunt,and he did that chanting yobs do,like"Ooh aahh,Glenn Mcgrath"..Life got you in the end,pal
Mon, 19-Sep-11 6:21 AM
(12 years ago)
'Sell-out and be like me..A quarter-acre suburban lot and a nice color tv..I threw away my skateboard and got a Commodore,by jingo..I'm sitting in it,right about now,with exhaust pipe in the window.'
Fri, 19-Aug-11 10:46 AM
(12 years ago)
'Eventually me and a friend sorta drifted along into s&m,i can take about an hour on the tower of power,long as i gets a little golden shower.'
Sun, 14-Aug-11 1:35 PM
(12 years ago)
'Do women know about shrinkage?'
Sun, 7-Aug-11 6:30 AM
(12 years ago)
'You see Elaine,Billy was a simple country boy,you might say a cockeyed optimist,who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.'
Tue, 26-Jul-11 1:18 PM
(12 years ago)
Thu, 14-Jul-11 12:48 PM
(12 years ago)
'There is one thing you should learn,when there is no one else to turn to,call for Super Chicken..call for Super Chicken..BAKKAW!!!!
Thu, 30-Jun-11 11:51 AM
(12 years ago)
'Wait a minute,somethings happening in my pants...in the front this time.'
Thu, 30-Jun-11 7:51 AM
(12 years ago)
Tue, 28-Jun-11 12:40 PM
(12 years ago)
Lois:' You know,i'm not wearing any panties' Peter: 'Don't worry,we can always throw that chair out.'
Sat, 25-Jun-11 5:42 AM
(12 years ago)
Do you get right into 'the zone' when you spank that little chimp?
Sat, 25-Jun-11 2:13 AM
(12 years ago)
What's that Skip?..Two hikers lost in the Aussie bush?..Where Skip?
Tue, 21-Jun-11 8:38 AM
(12 years ago)
'Do you remember Rock'N'Roll Radio?'
Tue, 21-Jun-11 6:51 AM
(12 years ago)
Tue, 21-Jun-11 5:52 AM
(12 years ago)
'So,is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?'
Sun, 19-Jun-11 6:42 AM
(12 years ago)
'Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.' Eddie
Thu, 16-Jun-11 2:52 PM
(12 years ago)
What's the go with cockfights?...do they fight in different divisions,or are they all assumed to be bantam-weights?
Mon, 6-Jun-11 8:42 AM
(12 years ago)
"I'm disturbed,i'm depressed,i'm inadequate......i got it all!"
Wed, 1-Jun-11 8:29 AM
(12 years ago)
'The question is,are you still master of your domain?'
Wed, 25-May-11 1:23 PM
(12 years ago)
'You know if you take everything i've ever done in my entire life and condense it down into one day..it looks decent !'
Tue, 24-May-11 6:19 AM
(12 years ago)
'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!'
Tue, 17-May-11 2:24 AM
(12 years ago)
'At the age of fourteen a zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum,it's breathtaking...i highly suggest you try it.'
Fri, 6-May-11 10:21 AM
(13 years ago)
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